Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 15, 2025

There’s darkish matter standing next to the blond lady. QED

His abilities are in the gray area.

Isn’t fecal matter also darkish matter?

Dark matter and dark energy are fudge factors used because their math is wrong.

I just want proof of the existence of dark chocolate.

That’s funny… He doesn’t look Okayish.

“Okay-ish! I didn’t say I was Okayish, I said I was Okay-ish!”

For years, dark matter has been the go-to explanation for the behavior of galaxies and the movement of stars, which places the commonly “accepted” age of the universe at roughly 13.8 billion years old.

It’s been thought to make up about 27% of the universe, with ordinary matter accounting for less than 5%, and the rest being dark energy.

But Gupta’s findings throw a wrench into this model.

“The study’s findings confirm our previous work, which suggested that the universe is 26.7 billion years old, negating the necessity for dark matter’s existence,” he explains.

“Contrary to standard cosmological theories where the accelerated expansion of the universe is attributed to dark energy, our findings indicate that this expansion is due to the weakening forces of nature, not dark energy,” Gupta continues.

He may be lacking in gray matter.

Also, E = MC squarish

He’s certainly no Sheldon Cooper.

If you can do better smart@ss , be my guest.

“Why did I do it? Be-quasi could.”

It does exist, but is hard to understand why.

There are chocolate aficionados who do not care for American chocolate like Hershey’s, I’m more of a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups lover myself but I am not picky, American chocolate or European??? Gimme some.

actually, if you look closely, his equation makes perfect sense….

What about tattle-tale gray matter?

The math works out. I checked.

If your gray matter is dark your cooked.