Herman by Jim Unger for February 08, 2025

Don’t sign anything, he’ll charge you for the pen.

Yep, he’s as cheap as they come.

What? The sign says “Nobody is Cheaper.”

Honest Abe – Used Cars:

We’ve Been Flooded With New Inventory

They Won’t Last Long!

“Home of the Rolls Kanardly " (Rolls down the hill and Kanardly make it up the next!)

And this is just the opening ploy.

Bill me….

The suit looks pretty cheap, too.

American Airlines

This has to be a repeat, now it would be a dollar for the price list and five dollars for the coffee. And if you buy a car they will fill it with gas for you for seven dollars a gallon.

His cheapness is all about your point of view.

“….and 5$ for the tour.”

Gotta make a profit margin somewhere, I guess.

They only have one model and one color, but lots of ways to pay for it

He has a razor-thin margin. Giving out free coffee would put him in the red!

That is cheap coffee, I’ll just take the coffee.

I will stand up on my head ‘till my ears are turnin’ red…

Hey, a dollar for coffee isn’t bad these days!

That is why nobody’s cheaper

It is hard to complain that he’s a cheapskate when he notified you in writing.