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President Calvin Coolidge was a man of few words. It’s said that on visiting the White House, one visitor told the President that he’d made a bet with the other visitor that he could get “Silent Cal” to say more than two words.
carlsonbob about 1 month ago
My wife’s uncle was convinced that the longest sentence was “I do”.
Need coffee about 1 month ago
I said, to no one there, and no one heard at all, not even the chair.
momofalex7 about 1 month ago
Huh.
Argythree about 1 month ago
Hah!
MeanBob Premium Member about 1 month ago
I would have said “Yup”.
oldthang about 1 month ago
Nice one, Clyde!
oldthang about 1 month ago
Nice one, Clyde!
Lucy Rudy about 1 month ago
I do
194919671982 about 1 month ago
No.
Rhetorical_Question about 1 month ago
Amazing logic?
Purple People Eater about 1 month ago
No.
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT about 1 month ago
I thought the shortest sentence in the English language was “no”.
Dirty Dragon about 1 month ago
President Calvin Coolidge was a man of few words. It’s said that on visiting the White House, one visitor told the President that he’d made a bet with the other visitor that he could get “Silent Cal” to say more than two words.
“You lose.” , said the President.
win.45mag about 1 month ago
And ," Jesus wept, " is the shortest verse in The Bible.
iggyman about 1 month ago
Maybe Dwarf is one of the shortest words ? Ask Snow White I guess!
tbarry718 about 1 month ago
No.
ʲᔆ about 1 month ago
flashback to 1999
Shania Twain – That Don’t Impress Me Much
Youtu.be/4VYLLC2JI4g
bittenbyknittin about 1 month ago
“No” is a complete sentence.
tremaine53 about 1 month ago
The shortest sentence? Time off with good behavior.
PraiseofFolly about 1 month ago
And the shortest poem might be, “Fleas” — “Adam Had’em.”
Ichabod Ferguson about 1 month ago
Who’s there? —Me—
MarkD6 about 1 month ago
Go! is the shortest sentence. The subject is the understood you.
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member about 1 month ago
O!
Coinman about 1 month ago
My wife’s husband agrees.
ssejhill about 1 month ago
The shortest sentence should have been “No.” by Clyde in the first panel. That would have been shorter than either “I am.” or “I’m.”
LKrueger41 about 1 month ago
I would have answered, “No.”
Ishka Bibel about 1 month ago
The shortest sentence is “Go” but I do not see any comic potential in that.
Alicia1955 about 1 month ago
The response should not have been “I’m” but “No”. “I’m” has the same number of characters, it is only lacking the space. “No” has fewer characters.
trainnut1956 about 1 month ago
The shortest complete sentence in the English language is “Go.”
KEA about 1 month ago
I am seems right but I’m doesn’t. That’s weird.
Zebrastripes about 1 month ago
Earl, go for a walk….
poppacapsmokeblower about 1 month ago
Am I impressed? No.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 1 month ago
Gotcha Earl……..
Petey56 Premium Member about 1 month ago
My wife usually says “so”
goboboyd about 1 month ago
Am I?
tmi520 about 1 month ago
Wouldn’t it be a pirate saying “I”?
Dapperdan61 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Am I impressed ? No
zeexenon about 1 month ago
Shortest story ever, by Papa Hemingway, “For sale: baby shoes, never worn”.
heligoland about 1 month ago
In my opinion it is “No”.
Drgnslr Premium Member about 1 month ago
It’s?
eromlig about 1 month ago
“Go.”
Mariah13 about 1 month ago
He could have answered “No.”
plaidley about 1 month ago
No.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen about 1 month ago
I am a rock. I am an i-i-island.
A rock feels no fear. And an island never cries.paschimo Premium Member about 1 month ago
The longest sentence in the English language is “I do.”
Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 1 month ago
No contractions allowed.
Concretionist about 1 month ago
I’m pretty sure it’s “No!”
profesorquijote 28 days ago
A sentence requires a subject and a verb, except when it’s a command, since the “you” is implied. So, “Go!” is the shortest sentence.