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I see some halloween decorations up all year. One neighbor changes them to reflect the coming holiday. Another neighbor has hearts strung between her Christmas wreaths.
Is that one percent of the U.S. population? Is it one percent of the entire U.S population, or one percent of the portion that put up Christmas decorations in the first place? What percentage never put up Christmas decorations to begin with?
I’m in the “never put up” portion, whatever that is. And yes, I know not to take Ripley’s statistics seriously.
I have a neighbor who’s apparently working to be a 1%er. Christmas decorations still up, and lit every night.
Two houses in the opposite direction is a neighbor with a 10 foot skeleton in their yard. It’s been up for about 2 1/2 years now. Dressed it as Santa this past Christmas (Grinch the one before). At least they do take the Christmas decorations off it.
Pine and fir needles have a lot of vitamin C and antioxidants in them and are very healthy. Pine needle tea is a common cure for scurvy, among other things. Every spring I harvest young fir tips from a nearby forest and dry them out to make tea with. It has a delightful citrusy pine scent and flavor. All needles and tree species are not the same, and I tried quite a few before I found my favorite tree.
SpaceBuckaroo about 22 hours ago
How do you hide a Christmas gift behind a wall?
flashdrive1988 about 22 hours ago
Uh … I think he means outdoor Christmas light decorations.
Zykoic about 22 hours ago
Would love to find my 1949 Erector Set I got for Christmas.
Hey, no old-man jokes!
Pickled Pete about 21 hours ago
Super Bowl Winners — big congrats to the Philadelphia Eagles
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A Christmas Joke (…maybe a LITTLE early)
The guy was in the store buying a fake Christmas tree. The shop attendant asked him, “Are you going to put that tree up yourself?”
The guy replied, “Don’t be disgusting! I’m going to put it in the living room!”
billcor about 21 hours ago
Christmas trees don’t out out new (young) shoots till spring.
jpsomebody about 20 hours ago
I never take down my Christmas decorations. Then again, I never put any up either.
No 6 about 18 hours ago
(1.) That one percent being Santa and millions of his helpers.
(2.) Keep this fact to yourselves. Don’t spread it.
(3.) The reunion of Tim King and his long lost toy was cemented.
joe piglet Premium Member about 17 hours ago
I want to see the Pawn Stars and Thunder Jet episode.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 17 hours ago
I never put up xmas decorations. Kids birthdays only.
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 16 hours ago
Why would I want to put something I would NEVER want to eat in something I like to eat? The idea is so dumb it needles me.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 16 hours ago
I see some halloween decorations up all year. One neighbor changes them to reflect the coming holiday. Another neighbor has hearts strung between her Christmas wreaths.
SquidGamerGal about 16 hours ago
Christmas was two months ago!
NoNameOntheBullet Premium Member about 16 hours ago
Merry Christmas! everyone!
Anon4242 about 15 hours ago
I’ve heard of pine needle tea. I suppose pine needles in butter is a kind of flavored butter.
19JRL44 about 15 hours ago
Never had a snow day; never even heard of them till I was in my second job.
Fuz about 15 hours ago
…why do swedes put christmas tree needles into butter?
Kaputnik about 15 hours ago
Is that one percent of the U.S. population? Is it one percent of the entire U.S population, or one percent of the portion that put up Christmas decorations in the first place? What percentage never put up Christmas decorations to begin with?
I’m in the “never put up” portion, whatever that is. And yes, I know not to take Ripley’s statistics seriously.
Sherlock5 about 14 hours ago
How and why would someone hide a present in a wall?
oakie9531 about 13 hours ago
i once left my Christmas tree up for 9 years
Kodak Kid about 13 hours ago
I have a neighbor who’s apparently working to be a 1%er. Christmas decorations still up, and lit every night.
Two houses in the opposite direction is a neighbor with a 10 foot skeleton in their yard. It’s been up for about 2 1/2 years now. Dressed it as Santa this past Christmas (Grinch the one before). At least they do take the Christmas decorations off it.
ChessPirate about 12 hours ago
Mint in box? Sweet! ☺
LAFITZGERALD about 12 hours ago
All too true on account of those window sightings I had aboard the buses – and that includes the front lawn decorations!
mindjob about 11 hours ago
Shopping centers leave the lights on the trees all year round because they’re too much trouble to take down. They just turn them off
Teto85 Premium Member about 10 hours ago
I know two chefs here on Vancouver Island who use cedar needles in their dishes. They are very tasty. Lots of cedar trees up here.
6turtle9 about 8 hours ago
Pine and fir needles have a lot of vitamin C and antioxidants in them and are very healthy. Pine needle tea is a common cure for scurvy, among other things. Every spring I harvest young fir tips from a nearby forest and dry them out to make tea with. It has a delightful citrusy pine scent and flavor. All needles and tree species are not the same, and I tried quite a few before I found my favorite tree.
jpozenel about 5 hours ago
Pine tree needles seem like a painful source of fiber.