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For 44 years I lived in a condo with an assigned parking spot underneath a tree. And for 44 years the birds always pooped on my car except in the winter when they flew south. I always bought a white car to make the poop less noticeable. Now I live in a new house with a garage. No more bird poop. Hallelujah.
Imagine about 2 months ago
Go find someone else to help you.
Ubintold about 2 months ago
Go behind a shrub.
Zykoic about 2 months ago
Sadly most statues are torn down.
The Reader Premium Member about 2 months ago
Spot on!
Jeff0811 about 2 months ago
Just wait him out guy. Time is on your side on this one.
purepaul Premium Member about 2 months ago
Your aim isn’t able to hit a standing car? The Starlings never seem to miss. Gotta RAV4 they think is a bombing range.
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 2 months ago
I had a garage built to protect my car from hail, preventing bird spots was a bonus.
prince valiant Premium Member about 2 months ago
Is he the blue bird of crappiness?
bloodykate about 2 months ago
LOLIng!!!
Kilrwat Premium Member about 2 months ago
Fresh bowl.
flemmingo about 2 months ago
A bird hit a bulls eye on my truck the other day. He must have let out a month of crap on my truck hood.
Zebrastripes about 2 months ago
Are you freaking nuts? Just fly over to where it is, if it means that much to you….
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 2 months ago
I’d say if that bird was not the porch in five seconds, he would be saying hello to little friend.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 months ago
He just came by to shoot the sh!t.
DaBull57 about 2 months ago
For 44 years I lived in a condo with an assigned parking spot underneath a tree. And for 44 years the birds always pooped on my car except in the winter when they flew south. I always bought a white car to make the poop less noticeable. Now I live in a new house with a garage. No more bird poop. Hallelujah.
the lost wizard about 2 months ago
He’s feeding you a lot of birdsh!t. :)
wildlandwaters about 2 months ago
funny how that works in real life!… (or maybe not so funny!!)
cactusbob333 about 2 months ago
Stat chew lookin’ for a place to squirt out a load?
Impkins Premium Member about 2 months ago
The neighbor’s Tesla is closer. :)
cuzinron47 about 2 months ago
Go find another pigeon.
sincavage05 about 2 months ago
Or just step away from the house on your path, that would work.
C about 2 months ago
I’ve got 477 grains of double oh buck that say you don’t wanna do that