The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for February 14, 2025

Just the thing for making those strawberry and rum smoothies that you like so well.

It’s the thought that doesn’t count.

Probably got it at a thrift shop, too.

“He said it would stir up my Pulse.”

Leroy shouldn’t encourage her “culinary” experimentation

Now all you need is a bass!

point for his side

It’s for margaritas

HAPPY SAINT HALLMARK’S DAY!!!!

Depends on what she likes and wants. My wife loves to cook. Several years ago, I got her a Vitamix blender and she loved it.

For Loretta? No, not really a good plan.

Maybe he’s thinking you could mix up some fun cocktails?

For those industrial melding jobs.

You could break it in with a drink to thank him at least.

He had an ulterior motive, he wants you to make blended drinks.

Leroy’s a dead man. Nuff said.

You can use it to eat healthy. Of course, you can also put alcohol in it.

Appliances are for normal days, fun stuff for birthdays and Christmas, romantic stuff for Saint Valentine’s Day. How can a man be so dense and to not know that?

My gift to my wife was t-bone steaks and eggs. Would have been cheaper if I’d taken her out to dinner.

What did you get Leroy Loretta