Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for February 11, 2025

With apologies to Zero Mostel, “If you got it, flaunt it baby!”

Made her day for sure.

How about a copy for Arlo?

Somewhere between Laura Petri and Carol Merrill.

Ooooh. He liked older women.

Work it!

Who’s wall???

What’s in the package? Could it be relevant to her pose? Will Arlo get to take a picture for his wall?

His wall at work, or his wall at home?

They actually ask me to step out of the photo. I figured it was policy, but maybe it’s just me.

They usually get a picture of my feet.

All I got was an email saying their picture was stolen.

Huh. My delivery drivers insist on the packages being on the stoop, they don’t want me in the pic ….

Thus does Janis become a “Pinup Girl”.

Cue The Graduate

The pics are great. I didn’t receive a package they said was delivered. I looked at the photo and recognized the porch of one of my neighbors.

Love Janis’s pose!

Is she thinking back to her days of being a nude model for the college art class?

I had to look back and see the cute modeling pose she made. Adorable.

Still sexy after all these years. That is what Paul Simon MEANT to write.

That happened with me once on a Grocery Delivery. That one will not be going on their wall… ☺

Janis really seems to like his “package”

Not sure how keen Arlo would feel knowing that his wife’s picture would be up “on the wall” at the delivery warehouse…..

Quite the package . . . and the box looks good too!

As a teen I worked for Fotomat. Toured the processing lab once, where workers had a Wall of Fame. Let’s just say Janis is a little too heavily clad in fabrics to achieve that honor.

I tried to pose for the UPS driver making a delivery, she wouldn’t do it.

Janice still has it. A compliment from a delivery man young enough to be her grandson.

Striking a pose as old as Eve. Nice.

No doubt about it. Janice is the whole package.