The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for February 17, 2025

Carpe meum.

I always hate it when that happens

In mother Russia, we seize day. In America, day seize you.

By the throat, I imagine!

So nice to be retired

Instead of “Carpe deum”, it was more like “Crappy Diem”.

“I had Asian Carp for lunch and nearly had a seizure.”

Don’t have a seizure Leroy, what you need is a Caesar.

There was a carrier who is now retired that I used to say to him as we were heading out the door to deliver, “sometimes you just have to grab the route by the throat and yell it’s you or me man! “

Good for the day! I’m team day

Now I’m going to seize a martini. :)

Shaken or stirred?

I am retired and those days I don’t miss, they’re usually twice a year doing inventory.

As long as you had a seizure of some kind.

My Diem was Carpe

It’s really thoughtful of Loretta to be there to open the door for him, I didn’t think she had nice in her.

I always said you were a walking seizure. Although it’s usually when you’re dancing. And drunk.

It’s a Monday, what did you expect?

Leroy you need a drink going home to Loretta’s cookinjg