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Mad once had “If Comic Strip Characters Were Psychoanalyzed.” Beetle Bailey was one patient, concerned about always screwing up, and was advised to change his attitude. He did so so successfully that, as Sarge told him, the Army had taken notice. “You mean they’re promoting me to Corporal?” “No, they’re sending you to Viet Nam.”
I worked with a guy who told me he tried not to get noticed – thought that way he’d blend in with the woodwork and never get laid off or given tough tasks…
It kind-of worked. While business was good he had less stress than most of us. But when business went bad, he was cut because the bosses didn’t know what he did…
Bilan 3 days ago
He was noticed. He’s the only one that hit the target in the shooting range.
Gent 3 days ago
Me always wonder how thems is dreenking coffee through thems helmets.
Ratkin Premium Member 3 days ago
The Japanese have a saying that the nail that sticks up gets hammered down.
Johnnie Polo Premium Member 3 days ago
It must be murder trying to drink that coffee.
Bilan 3 days ago
His hard work is getting noticed. It makes everybody else look bad.
distortion Premium Member 3 days ago
“Billy keep your head low…”
Differentname 3 days ago
[nerd alert] What’s with the underwear on the outside of the armor? Even Superman dropped [sorry] that look.
[Traveler] Premium Member 3 days ago
It’s a one way trip
baskate_2000 3 days ago
In this case, DUH!
BJDucer 3 days ago
The harder you work, the more work you’re given. I learned that long ago. Another reason why I’m enjoying retirement so much!
Calvins Brother 3 days ago
Well, enjoy your new surroundings!
gcarlson 3 days ago
Mad once had “If Comic Strip Characters Were Psychoanalyzed.” Beetle Bailey was one patient, concerned about always screwing up, and was advised to change his attitude. He did so so successfully that, as Sarge told him, the Army had taken notice. “You mean they’re promoting me to Corporal?” “No, they’re sending you to Viet Nam.”
ferddo 3 days ago
I worked with a guy who told me he tried not to get noticed – thought that way he’d blend in with the woodwork and never get laid off or given tough tasks…
It kind-of worked. While business was good he had less stress than most of us. But when business went bad, he was cut because the bosses didn’t know what he did…
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen 3 days ago
My father spent the entire Korean Conflict (War) on 24 hour standby. We never got that desperate.
geese28 3 days ago
Might get a Purple Heart