Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for February 20, 2025

Have you seen the Muffin Man, and I don’t mean Poppin’ Fresh!

Molasses, bran, chopped prunes….it’s Martha Stewards favorite go to recipe.

Oh. Those kinds of muffins…

The guy sounds a little stuck up.

Top of the muffin TO YOU! (Elaine Benes on Seinfeld)

Dave will stop at muffin to get his breakfast!

Sailor #1: Still no sign of land. How long is it?

Sailor #2: That’s a rather personal question, sir.

Sailor #1: You stupid git. I meant how long has it been in the lifeboat? You’ve destroyed the atmosphere now.

—M.Python

Hurry up. Dave’s gotta go.

Not bad, not great; just a regular joke.

I’d love one.Do you deliver,Dave ?

They always ask this, and many times still get it wrong.

I’d like a fruit explosion muffin from Timmy’s, please!

Funny, I was finishing an English muffin as I read this.

Does this include Muffin Top?

No muffin stumps please

In the long run, it is all “to go”…

Isn’t Dave a regular customer?

kinda goes without saying….

Don’t want to get bran-ded :)

Dave’s dog Reuben would know lol

Everything will come out in the end! Nuff said.

Never met a mucil that worked better. Oops, gotta go now.

Dogs comment should have been “Butt, yep it is”

Dave must be on vacation …!?

Dave should be careful how he talks to the employees, or else he could get Branned for life

His get-up-and-go got up and went. Or….it will.