Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 07, 2025

And you’re mallarodorous.

She’s ducking responsibility.

It’s not you but those birds you flock with.

Go ahead. Say it: she’s not the kind of bird you’re looking for.

Birds of a feather flock… Oh, right… She doesn’t have feathers.

She realised that duck down is not what she thought it meant.

Is that Drake?

Reimagining of Leda and the Swan.

He told her he was a doctor but he’s just a quack.

I guess the romance isn’t all it’s quacked up to be.

But it’s only twice a year and you don’t have to come.

Deep down she knew it wasn’t going to work.

She’d still like them to be friends.

She’s not migratory.

…But let’s duck out of this place.

And rumor has it that Jonathan is Livingston with a Seagull when migrating.

at first i thought it was yaffle

But she quacks up at my jokes!

Johnathan ….flies south every year…

At least he is buying the drinks—he put them on his bill.

She wants to be cooed and put her profile on a match making website looking for a homing pigeon. Hope the website’s not a fly by night service. That would be bat…er, bad.

More truth than humor here, especially when travel means airports.

If you see migrating ducks flying in their V-formation, you will note that one leg of the V is always longer than the other. Know why?

There’s more ducks in it.

“ I think we should see other species.”

She doesn’t want to move to Oregon.

She’d rather stay in her own pond

Jonathan is a free bird

Jonathan is just winging it.