The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for March 11, 2025

How come the glasses aren’t on top of his head? Makes for a funnier cartoon.

he forgot to add his contact information

I think Leroy is being overly optometristic they’ll be returned.

This would be extra funny if they were atop his head!

He can’t find them without his glasses.

This would be funny, if his glasses were on top of his head.

To quote my mom, “They have to be someplace! They didn’t just disappear!” Mom was a master of the obvious.

Well that’s not at all an overreaction, is it?

It is underneath the driver’s seat and the console of the car or you can take all the cushions off the couch and recliner and you will find the TV remote that’s been missing for ten years since Loretta never takes the cushions out when she vacuums the sofa, recliner…

The other day I lent a guy a pen. He later came back and apologized that he’d lost it, but it was tucked behind his ear.

Loretta hide them or sat on them and broke them

Does this count as “a vision quest?”

I hope they don’t get stepped on.