Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 07, 2025

Can I comb it out for you honey.

Is she blond below?

I always saw myself as an intrepid explorer venturing into the undergrowth…

Interesting coloration on her arms. That right eye looks a lot better here, and the dress here is better. Good job, gang!

Even more than it is already?

You know I’m blind. Of course I want to see!

I hope the Pearls Before Swine censor doesn’t see this.

She could be referring to hair on her back. In which case, I’d still want to see.

She could be talking about her armpits and I’d still say “yes.”

Does she use the Women’s version of Brylcreem? Long ago as schoolboys, we slightly modified the advertising jingle:

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Brylcreem – a little dab’ll do ya

Brylcreem – you look so debonair

Brylcreem – the guys will all pursue ya

They love to get their fingers in your [censored] hair!

Hair today, what’s for tomorrow?

Eww, I don’t want to see your hair arm pits or unshaved legs…

Oh, did I miss something?

yes

Hair today, curled tomorrow!

Not falls for it. Steenky Goldilocks just wanna vandalising yours beds and steals all yours foods.

I remember a very, very brief fad for bedazzling the pubic area. Some things can never be unseen

Yes!

Okay. But I’m blind. I see with my hands.

Oy! Maybe another time….

Wanna see and saw, see/saw, see/saw…

I just love a Bikini trim ! TMI ?

Cue the music. HAIR!! By the Cowsills.Enjoy the ear worm!HAIR HAIR Grow it, show it. Long as I can grow it. My HAIR!!!!

Eww, just eww.

Hold on, I’ll get Moe and Larry.

Oooo! A topiary landing strip! Nice!

Curly leg hair is fine too. It keeps my ears warm in the winter

oh baby…

That’s “the long and the short” of it.

Homina homina homina….

“Put your arms down! I don’t need proof that you’re from Europe!”

It’s a hair question

You had to ask?

A tempting invitation, John… BUT, given her eyebrows and eyelashes, the blonde came out of a Clairol bottle…

and my toes

Now a days pubic hairs are shaved…..nothing stays the same.

Go take your magazines out to the garage and stay there.

“Even your facial hairs? Gee gosh yeah.”

Whatever happened to Nair?