Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for March 25, 2025

Don’t eat that, Horace! Go down to a local music bar that hosts jazz nights and get yourself a burger and fries there. Trust me, the best burger I’ve ever had is at a bar. Ask me, and I’ll elaborate!

I see nothing wrong with having a burger; it’s fries that I avoid.

Horse eats cow. Buen provecho.

I always watch what I eat, how you think it makes it to my mouth?

Dr. Venkman warned against junk food in ‘Ghostusters’ ; Zool and Cocacola are tandem trouble.

If you don’t watch what you eat, the calories don’t count (at least not mentally). If you don’t see the food — it’s out of sight, out of mind.

Finally! Somebody who uses the correct phrase, “Me neither.” I’m so tired of seeing “me either.”

I like to cut my burger in half, and watch the calories leak out… does that count?

Horace, next time get the Happy Meal… You get a little toy to play with…!

and that’s how he’s dieting… what ya don’t see don’t count. ;)

Just sitting there watching it is pretty boring, Horace.

Horace does what he wants….looks like a Big Mac, fries and a shake……

Eventually Horace will have a pot belly and a caved in back …wonder what Melody has to say about his diet?

Gee, he eats like a horse!

I’m on the see food diet. When I see food, I eat it.

’Can’t Watch This’, Weird Al.

I watch it just long enough to see that it isn’t moving.

I almost always substitute regular fries with curly fries, onion rings and if I’m at Arby’s Mozzarella sticks;)

I don’t “buy” that junk food metaphor. After all, it’s beef, wheat, potatoes, etc. The problem is that if you eat only that kind of food and don’t burn the calories you eat.