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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 06, 2012
Transcript:
Luann: "Quill thinks I'm more beautiful than Tiffany Farrell" Mom: "That's because you are" Luann: "You're my mom. To you, I'm more beautiful than Miss USA. But why does Quill think that?" Mom: "Obviously he sees a beauty in you that Tiffany lacks" Luann: "Lacks? She's got the bleached hair, giant lashes, fat lips, pushed-up bust, fake tan - she has it all" Mom: "Exactly. And for some guys, all is nothing. Less is more"
bikenboatn about 13 years ago
She still doesnât get it, does she. But when she finally doesâŠ.
FatTonyBalducci about 13 years ago
gurlz are dum
Ottodesu about 13 years ago
Even with the best intentions, actually telling a woman of any age that they are âlessâ in any supposedly desirable aspect is asking for trouble.
Rockabore about 13 years ago
I hate when Luann over-analyzes everything that happen in a conversation with a guy. Though I do think itâs funny how Nancy acts all therapist-y when Luann gets that way.
Tirasmol about 13 years ago
Iâve been reading this strip for years and I have never thought Luann was a complete idiot⊠until today.
rayannina about 13 years ago
Iâm with Mom and Quill. But then, I think Bernice is smokinâ-hot, so âŠ
Harryfan about 13 years ago
Yup, Tiff has all the best that money can buy and class ainât for sale. Luann youâve got what Tiffany wishes she had.
Pharmakeus Ubik about 13 years ago
Luann has been fully taken in by the advertising worldâs post processed beauty image. Poor thing.
Professional Rookie about 13 years ago
Ugh. You know, Iâve to defend Luann as being just a teenage girl and not having some kind of mental illness or syndrome like some like to diagnose her with, and my defense remains true, but crap. This is getting old.
ZacBSM about 13 years ago
Luann is still in that shallow stage where beauty equals physical appearance â similar to the teen guys. Quill moved beyond that, so he is beyond his years. She doesnât understand the inner beauty yet. She doesnât think inner beauty counts for anything because most teen boys donât. She will not appreciate Quill at all â her big loss. Quill will tire of Luann and move on to another girl.
YankeeFan56 about 13 years ago
Watching Luann unconsciously push Quill away is starting to bore me. I want to know whatâs happening at Weenie World, thatâs where the âactionâ is.
Alex Morales about 13 years ago
In this comic strip time frame, Luann will never reach adulthood and learn what she needs to know⊠How many years has she been a teenager now? She will always be the dumb teen girl with angst.
hawgowar about 13 years ago
Delta is far and away the hottest girl in this strip.
Ottodesu about 13 years ago
True enough.Artifice does not attract sincerity.How many true friends have we seen Tiffany have? What activities has she ever initiated or been involved in where she wasnât believing that she was the centre?
been there about 13 years ago
luann is ready to become grown up. I use grown up because she is not there yet.
Mordock999 about 13 years ago
Nancy â âLuann, BACK in MY Day a GREAT Philosopher Named Gracie Slick Once said: âYou Only FEEL Prettyâ!â
Luann -" She said WHAT?!!?"
Nancy â âUh, I MEANT to Say, she said âYouâre Only PRETTY as You FEELâ!â
timzsixty9 about 13 years ago
in other wordsâŠsome guys donât like FAKE!âŠlooks OR personality!
Tinyman about 13 years ago
Louanne: Take all that fakery away from Tiff she has less than you. Sounds like Quill hates all that fakery. Louanne is just herself and thats what Quill loves. You notice that Quill is talking with Louanne and not Tiff Tiff this is for you::P PFFFFFFFFFT
Tinyman about 13 years ago
Tiff also lacks Quill. He likes being with Louanne better.
tegm about 13 years ago
itâs really sad that she cares so much what some guy thinks about how she looks. If you look good, you should look good for yourself, not someone else.
Airman about 13 years ago
Iâd like to think of Tiffany as âenhancedâ rather than âfakeâ. Luann seems to prefer âcuteâ guys, so why the double standard?
Chuck373 about 13 years ago
Nancyâs answer was dumb. Luann just got done telling her how Tiffâs entire appearance is a disguise. All of it is fake. She hasnât got it all. The stores sell it all. She puts it on.
Darsan54 Premium Member about 13 years ago
Luann doesnât see the fakeness of Tiffany and Quill does. Heâs just more mature. The sad thing is women, many of them, feel exactly this way about themselves even when they are genuinely beautiful.
Chuck373 about 13 years ago
Give it up. Youâre always second and without a comment.
bagbalm about 13 years ago
A friend has a young daughter. She is/was shockingly beautiful. She reached the age at which her mother promised her she could wear makeup and the next time I saw her she looked like Tammy Faye Baker. Women put this crap on for other women â not men.
w2lj about 13 years ago
Looks fade, a kindred soul lasts forever.
w2lj about 13 years ago
Besides, Tiffany strikes me as EXTREMELY high maintenance.
Plods with ...âą about 13 years ago
Quill blew in Tiffâs ear and the hair on the other side of head blew up in the air.
drbeth about 13 years ago
Iâm going to defend Luann here. Yes, this constant lack of self esteem and self awareness gets old, but this strip is a good reflection of modern times. Iâm in my 50âs and had the good fortune to come of age during the feminist movement where there was a strong message of moving beyond how you look to who you are, using your brains instead of your looks, etc. Now it seems everything for girls is back to how you look, how much you get noticed, being a celebrity for everything BUT your intelligence and efforts. Letâs fact it, young girls have been Kardashianed. When we have baby beauty pageant contestants dressing up like hookers in movies, push-up swimsuit tops marketed to 10 year olds, and mommies getting little girls waxed and giving them gift certificates for liposuction (Iâm not kidding), well, I think we know where Luannâs attitude come from.
poopdaddytim about 13 years ago
What you guys arenât seeing is that Luann is just as self-absorbed as Tiffany. Tiffany sees herself as perfect, Luann as imprefect. They are both the same self-absorbed teenage girl. Sure, Luann may volunteer and help others but other than that all she thinks about is herself.
CCMMJJ about 13 years ago
Tiffany will be living in the Valley of the Uncanny by the time she hits 50. Luann has a natural beauty that will last.
drbeth about 13 years ago
@cooterrichards: nothing if youâve actually gone through puberty and HAVE a bust! But itâs creepy when itâs Abercrombie targeting a padded bikini top at little girls.
milania about 13 years ago
I read these comments sometimes for laughs, and I wonder: do any of these folks have a real life, and do they think the cartoon characters are REAL? Youâre all so SERIOUS!! Very creepyâŠâŠ
sjsczurek about 13 years ago
Excuse me. Therapist-y. Maybe therapeutical-y?
Professional Rookie about 13 years ago
Luann had a dream involving Aaron back during the whole West Side Story thing. Wouldnât it be hilarious if he showed up?
sjsczurek about 13 years ago
Abercrombie⊠once upon a time, it was a rather sophisticated store, marketing things that added a touch of sophistication and even a little elegance to outdoor activities. Or would provide fine clothing and accessories. A little pricey, but valuable.
Then it got taken over by some sixty-plus man who acted like he was still seventeen. Since then, Abercrombie and Fitch has just fallen to the pavement. It would have been better if they had just gone out of business altogether.
ACTIVIST1234 about 13 years ago
Great to have yâall back after vacation! (Congratulations, Bike n Boatâ glad you shared the glory yesterday). I tihnk the writer here is giving a lesson to the teenage girls who read the strip. And Iâm not sure Luann is qualified to point fingersâ her mom has black hair, her dad has âskin-coloredâ hair, so where does HER blonde hair come from?
ewalnut about 13 years ago
I donât think Nancyâs comment was terribly helpful. Luann still doesnât get that some guys just donât like the fake stuff â especially the obviously fake stuff.
Rock-me about 13 years ago
Tiffany is like celery. Looks substantive, but is actually empty calories.
mikki71 about 13 years ago
Maybe in tomorrowâs strip Luann will have an epiphany and realize that she is more!
Airman about 13 years ago
Whoâd look twice at Stefani GermanottaâŠbut when she shows up as Lady GagaâŠWOW. Donât you think about a million guys would have loved to trade places with Mayor Bloomberg when she kissed him on New Yearâs Eve? As Joseph Conrad said, ââŠyouth is the romance of illusions.â
Waddling Eagle about 13 years ago
Was she describing Tiffany or Dolly Parton? No matter, her mom is right.
Waddling Eagle about 13 years ago
A Playboy bunny club manager was interviewing prospective bunnies. He rejected the first for having silicone enhanced breasts. The second he rejected for wearing a wig. And the third he rejected for wearing padding on her hips. His assistant said, âGee, boss. You just turned down Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cottontail!â
hippogriff about 13 years ago
cooterrichard: If, with all that added ballast, they have drooped to the point of tripping over, I suppose there is nothing wrong with them. Otherwise, they are just more artificiality.
hjkl; about 13 years ago
Now THIS one I would put on a t-shirt, mug, and more.
The Old Wolf about 13 years ago
Not much to add since the comments above pretty much cover all the bases. Luannâs sweet but sheâs going to get hurt a few times before her mind matures. Even a clue-by-four wouldnât do much for her at this stage.
I notice in passing that the trolls are out in force today; sometimes theyâre more amusing than the strip itself.
Tuzilla about 13 years ago
A lot of good comments. I think mom should have phrased it differentlyâŠsomething like âa lot of guys see more than the paint job on a house or carâ. The real value of a house, car, person, etc. is behind the shiny facade, or in other cases, the less than shiny facade.
michlou1 about 13 years ago
When is the Brad/Toni/TJ/Ann arc returning??? That is so much more interesting than Tiff the dish :(
MommaofCats! Premium Member about 13 years ago
Iâm getting tired of Luannâs attitude.
rcerinys701 about 13 years ago
Tiffany is a fantasy creation that is real in her own mind. Luann is real, to herself and everyone around her.
Linda Solomon about 13 years ago
here here!
Kirk Sinclair about 13 years ago
Kind of a boring week with perpetually clueless characters. No mention at all of inner beauty, which is whatâs behind the entire Tiff-Luann-Quill drama. Itâs as though nobody can articulate this concept (not even Mom), and so the whole conversation is fixated on surface beauty, with no way to get to the root of whatâs going on. TGIF.
Cimmorene about 13 years ago
This is typical teenage girl stuff. I remember going through something like this at that age.
However, let me point out again: âLuann, remember that you beat Tiffany in a beauty contest. Let me add, please, that, if you watch TV Land, you should be aware that, although many men want to have a relationship with the glamorous Ginger, the ones who want a serious relationship, wanted to get to know MaryAnn. Finally, understand that, though Tiffanyâs looks are perfect, most guys arenât looking for that. Guys like all natural good looks and, babe, you got that all over.â
Rockabore about 13 years ago
Luann is also high maintenance too, I mean she kind of proved that when she got hung up on thinking Quill was into Tiff when he never ever acted into her and even when he told her nothing happened (even if it had sheâs not his girlfriend) she proceeded to whine jealously about it all day at school. Just because sheâs the main character doesnât mean sheâs perfect.
jmo328 about 13 years ago
Must be some truth in those âblondeâ jokes.
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member about 13 years ago
@Bill the Butcher â I donât believe I have ever agreed with you more with regard to your assessment of the Tiffany lamp. That bulb burns dimly. There is little hope for the narcissistic personality.
bronzeskater about 13 years ago
Most people seem to be missing the elephant in the room! Yes, Luann is insecure and canât quite believe Quill likes her, not TiffâŠbut there has been a major change this week. At least for now, sheâs gone from doubting Quill could still be interested in her to acknowledging he thinks sheâs beautifulâeven if she canât quite understand how that could be possible. Perhaps the point of this week??
imbaldeagle about 13 years ago
Good insight, bronze!
chris_weaver about 13 years ago
Not only that, but, based on his perpetual misadventures with Lucy and the football, has never learned from bitter experience.
chris_weaver about 13 years ago
Luann may be comforted to know that Tiffany will eventually snag the star hs quarterback and they will go on to lead an Al and Peg Bundy life.
Terrywoebegone about 13 years ago
Sheâll get it just in time for him to leave. So says the Great Karnak.
Phosphoros about 13 years ago
No, Tiffany doesnât have it all.
Mr. Tinkles about 13 years ago
Luanne having a Brad moment, that would explain it.
vldazzle about 13 years ago
@âŠsaid, just like the âreal housewivesâ (especially Bev Hills, who are all indistinguishable Barbies). The arenât even interesting to watch since they are hard to distinguish one from another. They have all had so much âwork doneâ. There was a girl in my grade school of whom I was jealous because she was perfectly coifed and had lovely new stylish clothes (while I washed and set my own hair and still do, and my parents bought my clothes in resale). I have seen her a while back at 50th HS and Iâm no longer the least bit jealous.
vldazzle about 13 years ago
@janinbarnes, I also dressed oddly in school because of what I could find in good condition in the resale shops (as I was given some choice) and the other kids called me âteachâ because my clothing was mor similar to what our teachers wore than what was in fashion for teens. Currently Baldeagle and Ottodesu have always had the clearest fix on the personalities (and our resident sheriff/colorist).
vldazzle about 13 years ago
Goodnight all!
Ottodesu about 13 years ago
Well, stop for a moment ⊠just how do you know that it wasnât really the previous generation ⊠?This will be the last generation that may not know who their true parents are. If for no other reasons, it will be done to avoid hospital mix-ups.