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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 23, 2012
Transcript:
Ann: "With Jill out, tables aren't getting bussed. I'll take your register. You bus tables" TJ: "Bad management, Ann. You can't upsell like I can" Ann: "No? Watch me!" Ann: "Hello! Welc-" Customer: "Black coffee to go" Ann: "Ok. Would you like a piece of p-" Customer: "No" Ann: "Fries? They're hot and - " Customer: "Just coffee" Ann: "How 'bout a-" Customer: "I gotta go to Starbucks?" Ann: "Fine. $1.50. Please"
kittylover2 almost 13 years ago
Iâm tired of this arc too.
Shooter918 almost 13 years ago
TJ is quite good with the Jedi mind tricks. (upselling)
Orion-13 almost 13 years ago
If youâre tired of this arc, perhaps you should go elsewhere for your free entertainment. Iâm stunned at the number of people who complain about what is being handed to them for free.
Orion
ComicLaff almost 13 years ago
Actually Ann and TJ look good together. If they both can stop playing their games, maybe thereâs something there, eh?
ZacBSM almost 13 years ago
Ann now knows how much her personality stinks. Not even the customers like her. Not even this guy is attracted to her supposedly sexiness as described by some of our male commentators. I like this customer guy. Letâs keep him.
Orion-13 almost 13 years ago
@sassy1:You surely do have a right to your opinion, as do I. I did not âmake it into a Federal caseâ â Just surprised (and you are hardly the only complainer) at the number of folks who complain frequently and loudly about something that is being served up to them for free and that they must make an effort to get to.
A frequent comment on the âNet relates it to complaining about the flavor of the free ice cream youâre being given, or perhaps, âDaadddy, I didnât WANT the PORSCHE, I wanted the FERRARI!â type of complaint.
Slainte!
Orion
wickedhera almost 13 years ago
More Luann !!! LESS Complaining.
Basqueian almost 13 years ago
I like it, you donât, Evans writes actual stories, go read something with no plot if you donât like it.
mojitobaby almost 13 years ago
Whatâs pathetic is failing at being a troll. Just ignore it and donât feed it.
whayle almost 13 years ago
While yesterdayâs strip was a little annoying (simply because it didnât fit in with Annâs personality, no matter how much money TJ brings in), todayâs strip is highly entertaining. I love that she is trying to prove that she can do what TJ can do. And fails. She is probably not use to failure. Love it. Love her teeny weenie, âFine. 1.50 please.â
Vilyehm almost 13 years ago
Still pushing with her hand. No lesson learned yet..âŠand Iâd love to see Garfield in this strip..Gunther, make Ox a Garfield suit.
mojitobaby almost 13 years ago
Well, oneâs out sick, and somebody has to go get her dry cleaning, right?
supercomical58 almost 13 years ago
Thatâs Brad in disguise. Theyâre playing her. And rightfully so.
kmf65 almost 13 years ago
This is a privately ran website for a private sector comic strip writerâŠyou actually have fewer ârightsâ than you think here. The rights youâre referring to (opinion, speech, etc) are rights from government limitation and/or oppression.
That said, Iâm hoping TJ really screws with Ann really good!
fruegade almost 13 years ago
The storylines are the reason I keep reading this comic. Very few comics keep renewing themselves like this one, so THANK YOU for the entertainment, Greg Evans.Just keep going!
Ottodesu almost 13 years ago
Oh, this SO reminds of my days when I was a full time salesman and my Boss would reckon that sales was easy. Except when they tried.I am feeling pretty good about running my own business right now.
Gerry Lee almost 13 years ago
âKay, this was what I needed. I didnât believe TJâs genius selling, for precisely the reason Ann is failing with her customer. For some reason seeing the ârealismâ of Ann getting shot down makes TJs mysterious talent seem more plausible. Is that weird?
Tinyman almost 13 years ago
If you guys dont like to read this strip why keep reading it for?
SwimsWithSharks almost 13 years ago
I bet Ann has a neat tattoo somewhere.
Gerry Lee almost 13 years ago
Do you think TJs going to get Annâs job? That would be a flawless victory!
bagbalm almost 13 years ago
Secret owner arch
Stephanie Have one almost 13 years ago
WowâŠ..I like the TJ/Ann arc! Iâve been waiting for them to come back around. I love TJ. Heâs got plans for this one. Boink?? Really? Who has boinked in this strip yet?? Ann will go down..and not in an âon TJâ type of way.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
We.ve seen TJâs success. Now weâve seen Annâs failure. This must be really galling to her and satisfying to TJ. As for Coffee Guyâdoesnât WeenieWorld have a drive-up window?
johnjohn4321 almost 13 years ago
The bickering between Orion and Sassy is as much fun as the strip.
Tinyman almost 13 years ago
@SueB:Well thats the point the guy was trying to make. All he wanted was a black coffee. I used to work at a Burger King and we had plenty of coustomers who just wanted just coffee or just soda (and maybe just fries). The differance between between T.J. and Eyesore is that TJ has a good friendly attitude and Eyesore is nothing more that a breathing stone cold hearted statue. Working 6 years at a Burger King for 6 years I have seen both type of cashiers. Ones like Eyesore and ones like TJ.
Tinyman almost 13 years ago
@Sisyphos:Maybe not. Our burger King didnt. Some coustomers who just wanted Just coffee or just soda (and maybe fries) say that they wished we had a drive up window.
Tinyman almost 13 years ago
I love the look on T.J.âs face like he knew that Eyesore would make herself lok like a big jerk. I have a good feeling that TJ set up something.
JanBic Premium Member almost 13 years ago
People, this is a place for comment and discussion â not meaningless argument.This is a daily comic strip. It wonât always please everyone but sooner or later the story will change. If it does not, it is your choice to continue reading or not.Check out a strip like Endtown if you want to see how disagreement can stay civilized in the comments.
robogears almost 13 years ago
Iâm a little unclear on why TJ âdoesnât need the jobâ. Independently weatthy? Trust fund baby? What?
Doctor11 almost 13 years ago
Ooh, BURN!!!!!
joslharris almost 13 years ago
Wow, i gotta go to Starbucks.
Salmon9850 almost 13 years ago
Doesnât anyone see the resemblence of the customer to Brad w/ a fake âstache and a ballcap?
imbaldeagle almost 13 years ago
How convenient that âhard-sell-guyâ comes along JUST when Ann is going to show TJ sheâs as good as him at this con game. I donât think TJ set it up because he couldnât know when Ann was going to get tough. But Greg created a real âgotchaâ with this strip.
Ottodesu almost 13 years ago
You said that so well. She canât sell because she lacks the skill to choose her target. In the Real World (ahem), no salesperson hits it big everytime. I bet TJ sold a lot of âcoffee, onlyâ â but very efficiently. Oh, and her being devoid of empathy just makes it more plausible, and the karma sweeter.
reedkomicks Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Maybe he wanted a clean bathroom.
DoctorBeach almost 13 years ago
Iâm loving this arc, itâs everyoneâs dream to have this type of power over their boss! Keep up the great work Greg!
LarryG1968 almost 13 years ago
Does anyone know why 9 Chickweed Lane does not have a comments section?
ridenslide65 almost 13 years ago
SoâŠ.the guy goes to Weenie World (WEENIE WORLD) for Coffee only? Really? CâmonâŠ..
Airman almost 13 years ago
Hang in there, Sassy1. Iâm just waiting for the return of Tiff & Crystal. In the meantime, ignore the crude commenters , and enjoy the more intelligent ones.
cruiserd almost 13 years ago
This will end after TJ raises the bar so high on sales. He will then quit, with the sales going in the tank and Ann sent off because she canât match the sales.
smiling4Him almost 13 years ago
Epic fail!!
Alabama Al almost 13 years ago
I have a feeling TJ wouldnât have sold this guy anything more than coffee. Then again, the Almighty Creator (a.k.a.: Greg Evans) might have willed it differenly.
SNSPRA almost 13 years ago
Boinl?? what are youi in the 5th gradeâŠ
unique_ness26 almost 13 years ago
Is that Brad undercover??
Mephistopheles almost 13 years ago
Iâm actually enjoying this arc a lot and hope they keep it going. TJ is a wonderful Weasil and I love to watch him ply his trade.
We all have skills and itâs heartwarming to see an individual as encorigable as TJ has found a legal and productive way to use his skills.
The fact that he makes Ann suffer in the process is just icing on the cake.
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Ahhh⊠this is fun! Meta meta meta meta META fun!
Arcayne almost 13 years ago
This story arc is kinda stupid. Sure, Ann is a creep, but Iâm not convinced that demonstrating TJâs âtrainingâ of her is a positive thing to be showing. Arenât there fetish genres that this storyline is more suited to? Itâs either that, or some drawn out torture of Eiffel for being a jerk in the past â also ethically spotty.
kbyrdleroy123 almost 13 years ago
Shrewd negotiator this Ann.
Topper-dog almost 13 years ago
Orion, I agree with your obversation about complainers. Enjoy the comic, or else donât read it! Personally, my preferences are Brad, then Luann, and lastly Gunther. TJ / Ann interactions are interesting, but not compelling. Hats off to Mr. Evans, and thanks for the daily entertainment. Come on folks, lighten up and donât take this stuff so seriously!
Simon_Jester almost 13 years ago
The Luann story arcs typically run from Monday thru Saturday.
If thing run true to form, this one should reach critical mass tomorrow
Orion-13 almost 13 years ago
@MojitobyKinda an epic fail on the armchair psychology there, friend. I use a sign-off because Iâve been using a sign-off on my messages since the late 1970âs when I started using the Interwebs â back when it was teletype terminals in the basement of schools.
Old habits die hard. SoâŠDrink water, drive on. :D
Orion
semishell almost 13 years ago
I am enjoying this arc. Itâs amusing.
Guu almost 13 years ago
I donât mind the arc, but weâre looking at two thoroughly similar and unlikeable characters interacting here. Theyâre both big time manipulators, regardless of how they use their skills (intimidation/power vs personal amusement). So, fine, but letâs hope it goes somewhere fast. Iâm quite bored with T.J. and never liked him. Iâm hoping he can redeem himself a bit and do something more worthwhile than scheming for revenge, like perhaps helping Ann to see herself as others do and help her change. It really seems like she knows what sheâs doing and gets off on it, but itâs possible sheâs dealing with some other problem she has by acting as she does. Iâm guessing an overbearing parent(s) made her feel she never had any control at all so sheâs moved to the other end of the spectrum in a kind of personal rebelliousness and T.J. can help her⊠somehow. If it just continues to be revenge-based then itâs pointless and all we can do is wait for the next arc.
belldee90 almost 13 years ago
yay! People finally said what Iâve been thinking all this time: Complaints about the strip are silly, and people complain about whatâs given to them as a light entertainment, that theyâre getting for free. Personally, I like reading this every day, and kudos to the author for good work.
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Iâm just alluding to the entertainmment provided by the complaints about the complaints about the complaints (etc.) so many levels removed from the actual strip. Itâs like⊠far out, man. Infinite regression.
serenasakitty almost 13 years ago
So many times someone just comes in to use the facilities and doesnât buy anything.
webgrunt almost 13 years ago
People who complain about those who complain about the strip are just as bad as people who complain about the strip.
Whining about whining is still whining.
Itâs silly to expect only positive comments here. Some people will be disappointed in a particular strip or plot thread, and their opinions are just as valid and interesting (if not more so) than those of the people who like the strip. If you dislike reading complaints, why would you then post your own complaints? All youâre doing is starting a big discussion/debate over complaining.
Just accept that not everyone has the same opinion as you and that youâll encounter people whose opinionâs differ from yours throughout your life. Whining about isnât going to do anything except increase the amount of whining going on.
Fan oâ Lio. almost 13 years ago
If you donât like the comments, then stop reading them.
keokuk almost 13 years ago
Iâd love to see something actually happen to make these 2 megloegomaniacs less self-centeredâŠ.maybe a fire at Weenie World?
tbritt99 almost 13 years ago
Haha. Is customer a plant? Did TJ Set up Ann for the fall? Stay tunedâŠ..!Everybody else- get over yourselves. Really.
lance96816 almost 13 years ago
Burn baby burn, tj show her the door or the floor, das the way its done
handinit almost 13 years ago
Lol love seeing Ann get her come up ins.. Waiting as the tension builds to tj leaving her hanging..
lsheldon almost 13 years ago
If you donât like the strip, demand your money back.
imbaldeagle almost 13 years ago
ââŠfound his loveâ Only if you realize that TJ loves himself and loves manipulating everybody else.
Corey Karvonen-Lee Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Iâm laughing at todayâs strip. Thatâs good enough for me! If it doesnât entertain you, then donât read. Iâm getting a kick out of TJ, Gunther, and whoever happens to be drawn on any given day. Must say, Iâm missing Toni right now though. I wanna see Luanne get jealous of Rosa tying a lip lock on Gunth. that would be hilarious!
kenhense almost 13 years ago
Good one today â not over the top.
mantenere la calma almost 13 years ago
Chill. I agree w/ Orion. Itâs a comic, not an epic novelâŠ
raceresq almost 13 years ago
All right childrenâŠenough for now. Save the back and forth for the editorial cartoons. I can see someone getting upset of an arc they donât like that goes on forever⊠but this one just startedâŠ( back to enjoying the âtoons)
Suleskarry almost 13 years ago
I understand what both sides are saying. This is free entertainment, especially for me since I use a public computer, but I have only 4 or 5 favorites, and it is just not as satisfying a read if one or two of them are arcs I donât like. My absolute favorite in this strip is Luann interacting with her parents or that older lady that went into a nursing home, and Iâm not too fond of either TJ or Ann. That just makes the ones I do like more of a treat.
Chuck373 almost 13 years ago
Even I feel sorry for Ann. She should dump TJ. So he can upsell. Was she as unhappy as she is at this moment BEFORE TJ showed up?
grammieK almost 13 years ago
The customer favors Brad a little bitâŠ
Airman almost 13 years ago
This place looks like a shooting gallery today. Okay, I donât care for TJ. So what? Greg will move on to someone else, eventually. I like Tiff & Crystal (Crystal reminds me of the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo). I also like Elwood , Gunther, & Rosa, but sometimes Gunther frustrates me. How long do I have to wait for him to finally kiss Rosa? I like some of the commenters, donât like some of the others. Again, so what? Relax folks, nobody really gives a crap what we think.
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I love it when management thinks everything the workers do is easy and they wouldnât break a sweat..Doesnât look so easy now, does it Ms. Eiffel?.I hope TJ isnât paying these people to place orders.Although that would make it even funnier.
mojitobaby almost 13 years ago
They get removed, yes? Those posts are sort of like an iceberg â for every one you see, there are five that you donât, and when posters like you keep up the bridge alerts (in Latin, impressive!) it helps immensely. .There are strays, but the trolls donât own the site and run admin way they did at comics.com.
kenhense almost 13 years ago
@LarryG1968 9 Chickweed Lane probably does have a comments section â that only women can access. Nevertheless itâs interesting sometimes.
dalbino83 almost 13 years ago
@kenhense There is no comment section, for men or for women. In the authorâs blog, there is this comment:âWhen I began syndication, in 1993, there was no such thing as presentation of a strip online in the present manner (at least, none I knew of). When my syndicate began doing it, they selected five strips as a trial, among which were âPeanuts,â âRose Is Rose,â âDilbertâ and â9 Chickweed Lane.â They just showed up on a site, just as they showed up in the newspaper. There was no commentary, except in an editorial section, from people whose real names accompanied.âYears later, I found myself reading comments directly beneath my work, sometimes in vast numbers, votes included, all writers posting in anonymity. I also started to read libels, sometimes threats, trashing and praise. None of this was subjected to editorial overview (which, nevertheless, governs every detail of every comic offered by a syndicate). And I was offered no choice in how my work was presented. It was not offered on its own, but with an umbilical link to a supreme soviet of anonymous commentary.âI began to demand that the comments be subject to scrutiny â as well as deletion when they were unfit for publication â in the manner of newspapers and op ed columns. My syndicate did not want to do it. I pointed out that they, as a corporation, ran the risk of being party to libel if they did not. They were not concerned.âSo, I objected and objected and objected as time went on and the tenor of posts became subject more and more to abuse. I wanted my work to appear as it did in the beginning, alone, without a raging public forum affixed to it. It was like looking at a work of art with the walls about it scrawled densely with graffiti.âI object to it. It is wrong.â
mojitobaby almost 13 years ago
That lag could mean that you mightâve been the only one who was really offended, and others didnât join in.
Veteranusa almost 13 years ago
ok, lets just show the comic and delete the commentsâŠthat way if you want to read the comic ,fine..if you donâtâŠ.nuff said
reedkomicks Premium Member almost 13 years ago
The funny thing of it is, Ann is so flustered by TJ, that she didnât notice that the customer was an attractive man, someone she would normally go right into flirt and manipulate mode. Love it!
Spode almost 13 years ago
Iâm with those who dislike this arc as being implausible, but maybe the whole point of it is, as mojitobaby suggested, the depiction of an attractively-drawn male being utterly impervious to Annâs putative charms.
AANT52 Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Itâs a COMIC strip folksâŠ. why canât we just enjoy and be entertained. Isnât that the reason why we read them ?
Darrell Francis Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I was wondering if Weenie Worldâs CEO would do a Undercover Boss on this one?
Lizard Lass Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I like the strip okay, I guess.
I mostly just wanted to post to complain about the complainers complaining about the complainers complaining about the complainers.
Whoaaaaa.
caherrera almost 13 years ago
Haha!Yay T.J.!<3
DarkHorseSki almost 13 years ago
I am enjoying this arc.
lynnskay almost 13 years ago
I donât think itâs unusual to go to an ff place just for coffee. I go to McDâs for coffee a lot. Itâs the only thing on their menu I do like. I go to the drive through unless there are a lot of cars there, then itâs faster to go inside. At my McDâs the coffee is only $1, any size. I wouldnât pay 50 cents for a starbucks if they were next door and I had to drive across town to McDâs. So this strip made perfect sense to me.
egag21 almost 13 years ago
I think TJ and this guy are in cahoots somehow.
Airman almost 13 years ago
I still think that when Toni reappears, sheâll have a baby bump. But then look at my March Madness brackets, Iâm not very good at predicting those either.
Hoodude almost 13 years ago
Sheetz,hawtBut TJ can burn down the house
kenhense almost 13 years ago
@Dalbino 83 Itâs now yesterday â you may never see this. It was interesting to know that the author of 9 CWL pushes his own buttons even harder than he does everybody elseâs.
mechaman almost 13 years ago
And whatâs so slick about this arc with T.C., is that his character KNOWS who he can sell more to. He wouldnât have even wasted his time trying to sell this dude more than a coffee. Maybe heâd have given him a free pastry .. and Annâs attempt to lower him a notch by telling him to bus tables? Yeah, that would have worked! " I gotta go to Starbucks?" Priceless!!
7afrz6 Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Now Children
kaystari Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I like the arc, but i dont like calling it an arc, âŠwhats an arc?