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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 26, 2012
Transcript:
Rick: Governor Romney, you recently adised students to borrow money from their parents and start a business... do you really think that's a practical option for most young people? Romney: I know it is. My family's walked the walk! We gave our son Tagg, who had no investment experience, $10 million to start a fund! And investors just flocked to him! Roland: Amazing. All he needed was a hand up. Rick: Sounds more like assisted living. Romney: Wrong! That kid had to work my Rolodex!
BE THIS GUY almost 13 years ago
Tagg had to learn the alphabet before Daddy gave him the Rolodex.
Dtroutma almost 13 years ago
^REALLY? What stress!
Orion-13 almost 13 years ago
Obama smoking pot like a fiend? No mention. Doing coke? No mention. Bullying a girl? No mention. Solyndra? No mention. Associating with terrorists? No mention. Invading several more countries? No mention. Fast and Furious and the murder of over 300 Mexican citizens and at least one American cop? No mention. Bidenâs constant gaffeâs? No mention. Absolutely ZERO business or real-world work experience? No mention. Absent almost every vote in his entire short history as a legislator? No mention.
But by all means, letâs poke fun at Romneyâs business experience. Gotta be worth a vote or two from people who donât know any better and who only read the State-approved sources.
Orion
MikeBx almost 13 years ago
Orion, Mitt has zero real world business experience, too. His daddy was rich and powerful, so ricj and powerful people took care of him.
FriscoLou almost 13 years ago
If you think Mitt the Bully is bad, in this the Atlantic article, Maraniss makes Obama look like a gd Bogart, âintercepted!â.
I wouldnât trust the authorâs musical taste
Aries
oldfogie almost 13 years ago
These investors all came from Nigeria
beyondnow777 almost 13 years ago
If somebody had loaned me $50,000 in April of 2009, I would be retired now.
wetidlerjr almost 13 years ago
Orion-13 said, about 5 hours agoâŠ
NOTHING of consequence.
thirdguy almost 13 years ago
You guys seem to have this covered, have a great day everyone!
PShaw0423 almost 13 years ago
âSince when has politics had anything to do with objectivity?â Objectivity has everything to do with being an intelligent, mature human being, and a responsible citizen. Itâs utterly wrong to exclude any activity from those requirements â especially politics.
Alabama Al almost 13 years ago
You know, âGuard SGT,â it is apparent that it just does not bother you to be thought of as an idiot.
Davepostmp almost 13 years ago
When thatâs about all he says about himself.
William Bednar Premium Member almost 13 years ago
The phrase Political Objectivity is an oxymoron!
WaitingMan almost 13 years ago
I would say you have the intelligence level of a bag of hammers but that would be insulting to hammers worldwide.
Linguist almost 13 years ago
ROLODEX ? Seriously ? I havenât used one of those in years â and Iâm an oldie. It just shows you how out of touch Mittens is with the 21st Century.
Durak Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Lets see. John and John Quincy Adams? William Henry Harriosn and his grandson Ben, both presidents. Our two Bushâs. Kennedyâs rich daddy made him president. It would have been a different story for FDR if we hadnât had TR. Bill certainly made Hillaryâs career for her. And Ron Paul would be nowhere today without his daddyâs name to run on. Family ties may not be a requirement in American politics, but they help. Personnaly Iâd rather vote for a good man who made it on his own. Even if a few nuts call him a Kenyan.
lbatik almost 13 years ago
Personally, I just love the irony of panels 2-3; the misunderstanding Mitt has of the question âdo you really think thatâs practical for most.â One of the hallmarks of a great cartoonist is to get that subtle ironic twist in there, and that nails it.
montessoriteacher almost 13 years ago
I love the way GT doesnât really have to mess with the actual language and ideas of Romney. It writes itself sometimes. Just a little scary that some folks actually buy into Romneyâs line of reasoningâŠ
montessoriteacher almost 13 years ago
If you can call it reasoning. More like a cow pie of distraction, as the prez recently noted.
montessoriteacher almost 13 years ago
Or rather, cowpie of distortion. Distraction, distortionâ either way, not good.
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
Having sometimes (!) been a jerk myselfâŠI donât like the inherited royal road to greatnessâŠand the narrow-minded cretins who think they are conservativesâŠI understand finally that our livesâ experiences shape a lot of our perceptions. The old fool who thinks heâs defending the weak and unjustly criticized helpless by defending Romneyâs royaltyâŠor, worse, by mounting many false and irrelevant attacks on ObamaâŠwhich is NOT the same thing,âŠopines, probably, that heâs some kind of John Wayne riding to the rescue(!!) of the poor, beleaguered weak-sister RomneyâŠhe probably thinks that Robin Hood stole from the poor and bought a huge castle somewhere with the drawbridge up.
Me? I LIKE America, even if Iâd like to thoroughly weed the garden. A la French RevolutionâŠ
corzak almost 13 years ago
This is a Must Read:My break with the extreme right.I worked for Reagan and wrote for National Review. But the new hysterical right cares nothing for truth or dignity.http://www.salon.com/2012/05/24/my_break_with_the_extreme_right/singleton/
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 13 years ago
my my my, faux news said it.then, it must be true.it would be laughable if it wasnât so tragic for the countrymy idiot state having dumped the most experienced Senator in Congress whose chief mission was to disarm nuclear weapons, is about to send an experienced tea bagger to the senate whose only philosophy is that compromise is something he would never do and his idea of being a senator is to speak out his point of view , periodi poopie you not, he came out and said that when he got the nomination.and, my idiot state is about to elect a tea party governor, too.
trixnnort almost 13 years ago
so when can we expect the adventure of the choom gang?
Howard Walter Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Why does the Obama get to be president?The landover baptist church has the answer.
obamanation
Linguist almost 13 years ago
Spot on! On Memorial Day Weekend, one needs to ask where these âgreat Americansâ served. The Duke and Ronnie never got further than the Hollywood Canteen. And what theater did Chaney serve in? I donât remember seeing him or Bush II in â Nam.Anyway, Happy Memorial Day Weekend to those who really did serve and are still serving.
Defective almost 13 years ago
Orionâs a troll. Or a moron if he actually believes half the garbage he spouts. Just ignore him and move on. He only keeps posting here because people keep paying attention to him.
DoctorDan almost 13 years ago
Guard â since you say you would like to be informed about these matters, check the article on snopes.com regardin the âstolenâ ssn. Check factcheck.org or urbanlegends.com for info about the birth certificate and the college transcripts and whether the president attended college as a foreign exchange student. factcheck.org, by the way, is run by the Annenberg foundation, and the Annenbergs are and always have been staunch Republicans. One of them, Walter, was even appointed ambassador to England by that pinko Richard Nixon.
The scary thing, though, is that Iâm sure you could read all of these articles and still not be satisfied. The phrase âpreponderance of evidenceâ doesnât mean much to someone who gives credence only to the evidence that supports your beliefs and dismisses the opposing evidence as part of a grand cover-up. It doesnât matter how many birth announcements were in the papers, what the hospital records say or what documents the state of Hawaii produces. In you mind, as long as one voice continues to express doubts that the president was born in Hawaii, the debate is still open, right? And those who look at the mountain of evidence on one side and the molehill on the other side and decide to go with the mountain are dismissed as those who choose to remain uninformed, right?
Warren Wubker almost 13 years ago
Sometimes (way too many), Trudeau really has to stretch to smear someone who is not left of left. This is one.
Orion-13 almost 13 years ago
Letâs see, first of all, I donât have a âguyâ. Theyâre both fairly appalling.
You feel these issues are âfantasyâ?Obama admitted both smoking pot and doing coke himself â Look up the âChoom Gangâ. Or do you deny that he skipped most of his votes? (Sorry, he voted âPresentâ I guess he WAS there. LOL). You dont think Solyndra happened? Or that Biden makes a lot of gaffes? (Câmon, the guy makes Dan Quayle look eloquent)âŠDo you deny heâs âintervenedâ in Libya, Yemen, Somalia, and Uganda? Do you think Fast and Furious never happened?
Iâm doing what many commenters do â suggesting new material for the cartoonist. Can you IMAGINE what Doonesbury could do with a President whoâs gone his entire administration with no budget? Who cannot, in FOUR YEARS, including 2 when his party controlled the entire government, get a SINGLE vote for a budget? Or whoâs crony-capitalism has earned him the sobriquet âPresident Goldman-Sachsâ? And you folks call ME Uninformed? (And no, President Obama was CLEARLY born in Hawaii as reported by both major dailys at the time â It WAS odd that his agent would report that he was born in Kenya through 2007, but thatâs more to do with honesty than with where he was born. Even if he WAS born in Kenya â which he was absolutely NOT, he would still qualify as a US Citizen since his mother was American and fulfilled the residency requirements)
Iâm just hoping olâ GT comes out of his 3 year long coma and starts poking fun at a target who richly deserves it.
Because this constant living in a left-wing cult-worship-session is not doing anyone any good.
And for those of you upset at the lack of civility â I refer you to your own behaviors for the 8 years of the Bush presidency and your very own left-wing Occupy Wall Street movement.
Orion
joe vignone almost 13 years ago
We will all be redundant once Richie Rich gets into office. Expect your pink slips in the mail sometime in January.
Orion-13 almost 13 years ago
And Iâd also love to see him do some positive humor â President Obamaâs space policy has been the most brilliant and productive since Kennedy and has ushered in the era of commercial space flight. That is something he deserves a TON of credit for and I think that he could have a lot of fun with some of the characters going to work for SpaceX or Scaled Composites (Mel, perhaps? Mike doing ad work?).
Orion
Dtroutma almost 13 years ago
Okay,âMemorial Dayâ drives me nuts every year with the hypocrisy from those who SENT us to wars, pontificating, and prancing. Garry understands âusâ, and sticks it to the frauds.
The discussion here does bring up some âpersonal historyâ. My dad was in business with Don Nixon, Richardâs brother. Don was a nice guy, Richard was an arrogant jerk.
The John Wayne discussion is also interesting, and may reflect on my âattitudeâ about such folks. I met Wayne a couple times, and he was a âright wingâ jerk, who made movies, TERRIBLE movies, the worst was âThe Green Beretsâ. I was at the premier at Ft. Benning, and we laughed through the whole flick as it was SOOOOO BAD! Especially at the end, when Wayne had the sunset at the end, with the sun setting in THE EAST at Da Nang.
I also knew Bob Mitchum and his son, Jim, quite well, before I was in the Army, or combat.. Mitchum was a GENUINE âwar heroâ, and one of the nicest, least phony, people youâd ever want to know. He was NOT a person youâd want to âcrossâ however!
âWâ was an insult. My âreadâ on Mitt also goes back a long way in his âappearancesâ on the public scene.
Knowing these âfamousâ people, and seeing the difference between genuine, and phony, combined with real combat experiences, and other life experiences, like in law enforcement for nearly a decade, gives one little different âtakeâ. It also builds a skill set upon which to judge personalities, performance, and âexpectationsâ.
It is scary to think what this nation can expect from Mitt. And none of it is good.
Odd Dog Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Those on the far right and left wouldnât and couldnât understand objectivity even if it came up and bit them on there hinies
Dtroutma almost 13 years ago
Corzac: YES, a âmust readâ article from a conservative speaking from a position of reality. indeed, there ARE many âconservativeâ views that are extremely valid, but the ânew rightâ refuses to acknowledge them, preferring the insult and attack mode of Rove et al, instead of âlogicâ. It DOES take a united, not divided, approach to run a family, or a nation. âDifferencesâ should lead to discussion, analysis, resolve, and build strength, not destruction.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Tagg, youâre it!
DoctorDan almost 13 years ago
âThey are never to be trusted.It is that simple.â
Like I said, just part of the grand cover-up, right?
DoctorDan almost 13 years ago
And I just spent ten minutes finding out who the Cold Case Posse is (I had never heard of them before). Theyâre your source? You donât believe the media, snopes and factcheck canât be trusted, but you regard what these guys say as âthe facts and nothing moreâ? I could not have said anything to rebut your position more effectively than your own last post. Thank you.
Linguist almost 13 years ago
Ah, served but never fought. How apropos !Easy for someone who has never taken a life,smelled death and had to face himself in the face of the enemy. to wrap himself in delusions masquerading as patriotism , Be cautious in your diatribes, my friend. Your incendiary rhetoric borders on treason and pushes the boundaries of this forumâs rules of exchange.
Dtroutma almost 13 years ago
âWâ volunteered to go to lunch in a Vietnamese restaurant in Mobile, right, Guard? Your effort to defend him could use some Right Guard.
kaffekup almost 13 years ago
Tagg? Has Mittens had so many kids he had to outsource the naming to Sara Palin?