Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 02, 2012

A “queen” sized bed

What country is the queen from? And I wonder whether the king size mattress would be less comfortable, due to all the armor.

At least the queen isn’t RuPaul..

I wonder if there’s an alternate version with Pig resting on a gay guy.

That’s one mattress you will have to feed and let use your bathroon.

Notice: I will not make any more political statements on this sites are any other. I wholeheartedly apologise if I offended anyone. Sometimes rebuttals are hard to resist. I get my blood pressure up and that’s not a good thing. Hope you all will forgives me and let me start a clean slate. Thank You.

Oh, Pig! —I’m so sorry, your Highness; he’s not too clear on ambiguous words and phrases! Cartoon-Boy, I mean.

Funny, I thought at first she looked like a he.

@Hillbillyman -

Good move, H.B.There are issues that fire me up – increase my pulse rate & pressure, etc. – but this is pretty lawless territory; no rules for debating in a civilized manner.Exposing our strongly held views in this venue can be pretty frustrating.

Beside running the risk of having our feelings hurt, there’s little chance we would be able to convince an opponent of the unreasonableness of their position with such a limited mode of communication . . . kinda like firing into the dark of night.

Her Mattressy.

That is just wrong in soooo many ways. That’s why I love Pearls!

Isn’t this going to cost a bit too much for you Pig?

“My girlfriend has a queen size bed. I have a court jester size bed.” … Steven Wright

Where are the Paparazzi?

Twins are uncomfortable

shame pastis shame

Why do the humans in this strip always have noses that look like misplaced, crinkle-cut french fries?

Mmm. French Fries.

I hope that Queen is not one of those inflatables.

The Victorian seems a bit larger.

Boy, the monarchy ain’t what it used to be… if even a queen needs to pad her resume.

Saturday comic?

God save the Queen !!!

Poor pig, got taken again, that queen looks lumpy for serta n . . . ☻

PRICELESS!

LOL xxx

Long live the Queen! Be careful of sleeping too close to the crown – or the teeth, for that matter. Will your bed fight you if you try to plump it up?

Might as well keep her, Pig; she’s a better catch than Pigita, and it doesn’t look like SP is going to bring back Sweet Fanny.

Rat has appeared in “The New Adventures of Queen Victoria” (in an arc that starts here), but I haven’t seen anyone from NAQV appear in PB4S yet. How about it, Stephan?

The paparazzi will show up when he tries to change the sheets…

A King bed would be too kinky for me.

I thought the red queen lost her head.

I don’t have a fluffy cat but my neighbor does.

Pig made a good choice. A king would have been uncomfortable with that pointy bump in the middle.

God Save The Queen!

A mistress is something half way between a mister and a mattress.

There are so many things I’ve considered saying about this one – but wisdom demands silence.

he got Jacked up on that deal

I, for one, support your thinking on this. We all know the type who love to hear themselves talk. Here we have the equivalent in folks who get off on reading their contributions and seeing their nom de plume in print. Some pontifications are so longwinded that I am wading through too much egotistical logorrhea to find the occasional smile. Don’t feel obligated to write every day.

you guys are all too astute and bright for this ole lady…………

Is there a prince sized mattress for rat?