April 13, 2018
April 17, 2018
Small: He’s holding the proverbial “bagpipes”. Large: Terrible “bean” counters.
Small: In Scotland there is also “not proven” as a possible outcome.
Large: How many does he have left? The left one of course.
Small: So, he has “tartan” no harm to anyone?
Large: They must be kid(dney)ing!
If bagpipes are against the law, I wanna be an outlaw. Although I prefer Irish pipes, or Galician.
I see he’s wearing the rare Mac Weintraub tartan.
If he goes to jail, will they make him trade in his bagpipes for a harmonica?
Small: He’s gonna get away Scot free.
Large: The students are wondering how an old fellow like that could have two kid-knees.
Small: Love the Star Wars Imperial rank insignia pattern! Large: Ha Ha! Wait till the labotomy!!
Not tell me now he has one kidney and one brand new iPhone.
What do you call someone who finishes at the bottom of their medical school class? Doctor
his cellmate will be a banjo player.
And this is your next doctor: a DEI hire who only knows to ask the AI that was programmed by equally ignorant failures!
Beat me to the DEI comment – hope I am long gone before I have to see a physician who graduated after 2005.
Forget the kidneys, test ‘em on the liver… those things don’t grow back!
First Panel: I love the sound of bagpipes even if playing them might get you shot.
Second Panel: Truth is that 50% of all doctors graduated in the lower half of their class.
If the British can use “spelt” as the past tense of “spell”, why can’t the Scottish use “kilt” instead of “killed”.
The patient should have one kidney left.
As long as he doesn’t play those pipes, I believe you!
Oy! Can he request another med team?
Did he say “It’s either Kilty or Not Kilty”?
You removed a kidney? WE REMOVED A KIDNEY!
“A man comes into this hospital in perfect health, and in the space of one week, we chop out one kidney, damage another, reduce him to coma, and d*mn near kill him.”
—George C. Scott, Hospital (1971)
He should know. He’s wearing one.
See, math can be important. Study hard, kids!
(first frame)- really? Anytime I hear bagpipes (which fortunately is only on tv for about a nanosecond), I felt like I just died and went to Hades…
He obviously kilt himself. Charge him with perjury.
Damm it, Jim, I am a Doctor, not a mathematician.
Well he haggis day in court.
Cha do mbarbh mi
Caption 2: Beats the sh!t -otomy!!
Caption 1: He’s Scot a lotta nerve!
Those med students should be careful. It takes a second to kilt someone!
Well they are Med students, not math majors.
He was here for gallbladder surgery. We removed one kidney. How many left? Answer: One kidney and one negligence lawsuit.
The guy on the right needs to pipe down.
Darnit Jim, I’m a doctor, not a mathematician.
Depends if they removed the sick kidney or the healthy one…….
The Scots kilt the first person to call it a dress.
SHAKEDOWNCITY 9 months ago
Small: He’s holding the proverbial “bagpipes”. Large: Terrible “bean” counters.
Imagine 9 months ago
Small: In Scotland there is also “not proven” as a possible outcome.
Large: How many does he have left? The left one of course.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow 9 months ago
Small: So, he has “tartan” no harm to anyone?
Large: They must be kid(dney)ing!
MeanBob Premium Member 9 months ago
If bagpipes are against the law, I wanna be an outlaw. Although I prefer Irish pipes, or Galician.
MeanBob Premium Member 9 months ago
I see he’s wearing the rare Mac Weintraub tartan.
Just_Karl 9 months ago
If he goes to jail, will they make him trade in his bagpipes for a harmonica?
gammaguy 9 months ago
Small: He’s gonna get away Scot free.
Large: The students are wondering how an old fellow like that could have two kid-knees.
markkahler52 9 months ago
Small: Love the Star Wars Imperial rank insignia pattern! Large: Ha Ha! Wait till the labotomy!!
Gent 9 months ago
Not tell me now he has one kidney and one brand new iPhone.
[Traveler] Premium Member 9 months ago
What do you call someone who finishes at the bottom of their medical school class? Doctor
pat sandy creator 9 months ago
his cellmate will be a banjo player.
BadCreaturesBecomeDems 9 months ago
And this is your next doctor: a DEI hire who only knows to ask the AI that was programmed by equally ignorant failures!
michealc Premium Member 9 months ago
Beat me to the DEI comment – hope I am long gone before I have to see a physician who graduated after 2005.
Dobie Premium Member 9 months ago
Forget the kidneys, test ‘em on the liver… those things don’t grow back!
Egrayjames 9 months ago
First Panel: I love the sound of bagpipes even if playing them might get you shot.
Second Panel: Truth is that 50% of all doctors graduated in the lower half of their class.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 9 months ago
If the British can use “spelt” as the past tense of “spell”, why can’t the Scottish use “kilt” instead of “killed”.
ladykat 9 months ago
The patient should have one kidney left.
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
As long as he doesn’t play those pipes, I believe you!
Oy! Can he request another med team?
Doug K 9 months ago
Did he say “It’s either Kilty or Not Kilty”?
Norris66 9 months ago
You removed a kidney? WE REMOVED A KIDNEY!
mfrasca 9 months ago
“A man comes into this hospital in perfect health, and in the space of one week, we chop out one kidney, damage another, reduce him to coma, and d*mn near kill him.”
—George C. Scott, Hospital (1971)
Steverino Premium Member 9 months ago
He should know. He’s wearing one.
Linda Schweiner Premium Member 9 months ago
See, math can be important. Study hard, kids!
wildlandwaters 9 months ago
(first frame)- really? Anytime I hear bagpipes (which fortunately is only on tv for about a nanosecond), I felt like I just died and went to Hades…
prrdh 9 months ago
He obviously kilt himself. Charge him with perjury.
Moore 1 9 months ago
Damm it, Jim, I am a Doctor, not a mathematician.
P51Strega 9 months ago
Well he haggis day in court.
22Wu33/es Premium Member 9 months ago
Cha do mbarbh mi
Frank Burns Eats Worms 9 months ago
Caption 2: Beats the sh!t -otomy!!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 9 months ago
Caption 1: He’s Scot a lotta nerve!
luca.debus creator 9 months ago
Those med students should be careful. It takes a second to kilt someone!
cuzinron47 9 months ago
Well they are Med students, not math majors.
davewhamond creator 9 months ago
He was here for gallbladder surgery. We removed one kidney. How many left? Answer: One kidney and one negligence lawsuit.
The Tooninator creator 9 months ago
The guy on the right needs to pipe down.
hubbard3188 9 months ago
Darnit Jim, I’m a doctor, not a mathematician.
raybarb44 9 months ago
Depends if they removed the sick kidney or the healthy one…….
BWR 9 months ago
The Scots kilt the first person to call it a dress.