Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for April 09, 2024

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    paige.votruba  8 months ago

    Who does Mitch look older than 4? (He was born in Feb of 2020)

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    Bill Thompson  8 months ago

    Once again Batiuk is scrüing us over.

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    B UTTONS  8 months ago

    Cranky, You’re a one of a kind screw, they broke the mold when you were born.

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    Jacob Mattingly   8 months ago

    Who dis

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    billsplut  8 months ago

    Oh cool! It’s…It’s…Rictus Humunculous, Jeff’s inner child who becomes his Outer Child every few years! Or…Silent Film Star Butter Brinkle! Or some extra from The Phantom Empire, who killed Her Father John Darling, Who was Killed! WHO KNOWS WHAT THIS HIDEOUS UNCANNY VALLEY SPECTRE IS, it’s not like Tom’s gonna tell you. Wait, wait—it’s MST3K’s Turkey Volume Guessing Man’s sidekick, Screw Finding Boy!! OH BOY, a week of looking at SCREWS!

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    French Persons Premium Member 8 months ago

    What, are they going to play “unicorns“?

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    sueb1863  8 months ago

    “OK. Now these screws represent me after Pam finds out how much money I spent on the eclipse disaster.”

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    scote1379 Premium Member 8 months ago

    No ,No,No I need a 4-52 left handed hardened pan head machine screw !

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    Out of the Past  8 months ago

    Whew. Was expecting the eclipse.

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    ladykat  8 months ago

    My father used to have me do that when I was small.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 8 months ago

    Ed, the devil is in the details.

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    rockyridge1977  8 months ago

    Shop education….always needed!!!!!!

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    lemonbaskt  8 months ago

    count crushinski and tildy headed to montoni pizza ! who told them you could get a nice dinner there ?

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    Irish53  8 months ago

    Kid: “… here!… screw you, old man…”

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 8 months ago

    To Mitch a screw is a screw…..oops!

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    Mopman  7 months ago

    I mean, we always joke about the ever changing age of Mitch, but the last time we saw him he was slightly older than a toddler and now he might be a teenager. Next month he’ll probably be back to 4 years old.

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    kathleenhicks62  7 months ago

    Needle in a haystack.

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    TimeLordSoundwave  7 months ago

    Mine’s bigger, old man!

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    QuietStorm27  7 months ago

    Mitch is screwing with you, Cranky! I hope lol

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    Mopman  7 months ago

    Sorry to any of you who bet that the eclipse story would continue. The 1,000,000:1 odds I gave seemed like a good bet, but you lose.

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    eced52  7 months ago

    What happened to the eclipse arc? I wanted to see if Ed went broke or not.

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    KenDHoward1  7 months ago

    Ah, yes … the “teaching moments” in life … ;)

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