Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 07, 2024

There are some problems that Horace can’t stomach.

He’s just belly-aching to avoid belly-aching…

Horace has to swallow his pride so Melody can have hers.

The 2 things that are always wrong in my zone coverage are THING 1 and THING 2, both developed rather carelessly by a typically wrong doctor.

Quit whinin’ and start eatin’…

Horace, head over to Foxtrot. Andy seems to have plenty of leftover beetloaf and tofu casserole.

Horace is learning that you can’t have your cake and eat it too!

I knew that woman and I loved her anyway. Fortunately, I’m a pretty good cook.

Does McD actually serve horses?

Easy… take her out to your favorite diner…!

almost as bad as people who can’t sing at all but do constantly at the top of their lungs. (It’s why I live alone %)

I’d ruminate on this if I cud, but I’m too cowardly.

I got an idea, Horace!

Neigh-ver criticize Melody’s cooking….instead help her and offer suggestions to make the food better…

Careful Horace, you don’t want Melody to catch you masticating someone else’s cooking in your hiding place.

Too much spaghetti?

My aunt let me learn how to cook when I was 12. It saved me a fortune as a bachelor. Her only rule was that I had to eat anything I cooked. The brown fried eggs were a lesson in not using bacon grease. :)

Is the problem actually that Melody is using Melody Thomas Scott recipes as seen on soapless daytime dramas?

Less of a problem if you step up and take turns with her, Horace. Do your part, and see of you get criticism.