Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 24, 2017

I lovingly placed my presents around the aluminum pole in celebration of Festivus.

@VOICE OF NORTH RATTLESNAKE HILLS: You serve your Creator, the Light Bringer, very well, especially on this, the birthday of the one he opposes. Why continue to punish yourself by remaining among your obvious inferiors? Don’t wait for the Judgement Day rush. Head for your reward now.

Here’s some fun: ask a department store worker about the “War on Christmas”. Go ahead, ask. Don’t forget to wear a helmet.

it sickens me how voice has the featured comment every tim

Well, if all our wars are over, I guess we need to start another.

Afraid it’s the most provocative prevarication.

Amusing how many right wing knuckledraggers Trudeau scares to death.

Happy Something and Merry Whatever!

Really “VOICE”? REALLY??!

I just thank God our brave commander in chief ended the war, before there were too many casualties. Now is the time to bury our dead, and establish a holiday to honor them. Is anybody busy tomorrow?

I guess now that Twitter shut them down, there’s no place for Russian trolls to go…

What kind of people think that everyone should think and feel exactly like they do or else it’s a war?

Since Christmas Eve is supposed to be a time of Love and Joy, VOICE OF NORTH RATTLESNAKE HILLS, WYOMING is apparently VERY confused on the definitions of those words.

The Right Wingers win everything and then they are bitter about it and feel compelled to insult everyone on Christmas Eve. I fear for America.

All I want for Xmas is a new POTUS.

…if you want it. ;)

@venom troll Why do you cut and run? Like how your hero Reagan cut and run from from Lebanon after Marines were killed in multiple locations despite repeated warnings. How he boasted about cutting taxes in two years, but raised them in the other six years? How he had the most corrupt administration and most convicted staffers?“Tear Down This Myth” ISBN 9781416597629

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa. Let’s celebrate Peace on Earth and stop the feuding for a little while.

Ramadan was back in May/June in 2017. and the greeting is, in English, Blessed Ramadan.

Merry Christmas to all!

Ramadan is not a winter holiday. It’s time is based on the Islamic lunar calendar, which has no corrections to keep it in sync with the Gregorian calendar. So, the time of year when Ramadan occurs shifts. In 2018, it will begin in mid May. In the late 1990s, it was in the winter.

Super clever today, GT! We are blessed to have you still producing your wonderful strip! I hope we see you for many other holidays to come! Happy holidays to you, which is an appropriate salutation!

must be a lonely place in Wyoming where one has time to post their twisted, warped views on a COMICS PAGE. get an effin life.

Montessoriteacher, did you see that your name was hijacked and fake posts were put in your name under Rattlesnake’s first post?

Poor Billow Reilly. The fake “War on Christmas” created by HIM for ratings didn’t keep him on the air!

Voice has indeed hijacked poster names and applied fake posts today. It is sad that someone would behave this way on Christmas Eve, no less. Christmas has a special message to some, whereas others seem to have lost the meaning. I would rather associate with the right Christians, instead of the Christian Right. I respect those of other religions, who also have the right to be acknowledged no matter what day it is as well. Happy holidays to all!

The SubGenius must have SLACK! Because the war on "Bob"mas is over! http://subgenius.com

Eight years ago the liberals who congregate here were wishing each other a “Happy Fundamental Transformation”; the Messiah has come!— How has that worked out, eight years since?

As the real Babs Maloney I wish to let the person/bot posting as > know that I don’t appreciate your attempt to make it look like I would reply to Voice of Rattlesnake Hills for any reason. The post you made with my name on it was FAKE!

Wow, Voice, how sad is your life that you have to post replies to your comment using other people’s ID’s? Is identification theft the new thing you’re into?

As for Megyn Kelly, the reason her career went downhill is because she left Fox “News.” No outside the Fox biosphere cares to hear what she has to say.

Try to spend Christmas with the ones you love. It might do you some good.

Happy, Merry Everything, everybody!

The War on Christmas is NOT over, thus the wars on the other holidays have not even begun. When the Left wins the War to wipe Christmas, and all other Christian references, from American culture, they will go after Hannukah, Kwanzaa, and Ramadan until perfect secularism is achieved, and then we discover that the Utopia John Lennon described truly was a dream, and a world without religion is a scary one, resembling North Korea.

The War on Christmas is NOT over, thus the wars on the other holidays have not even begun. When the Left wins the War to wipe Christmas, and all other Christian references, from American culture, they will go after Hannukah, Kwanzaa, and Ramadan until perfect secularism is achieved, and then we discover that the Utopia John Lennon described truly was a dream, and a world without religion is a scary one, resembling North Korea.

Kim Jong-un sends his best (nuclear warhead), just in time for the Western based New Year! "Nary a Christmas to all and to all a…Good Night! (fellow Tru/\/\P, yah?) No response, I fo’ sho’ go ballistic!

You’re all giving the gift of schadenfreude for the holidays. Here, have mine too.

Feliz Navidad! Merry Xmas All!

While we say Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Festivus or Happy Ramadan, the right wing is retelling the made up whiny version of Trump’s win by handicap. Instead of enjoying the spirit of peace, they only think of division. As always, the right wing hates, even on Christmas.

Fox News Shepard Smith on 11/15/17 succinctly and clearly explained that Hillary had nothing to do with the so-called uranium deal. See https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/11/15/fox-news-shepherd-smith-debunks-his-networks-hillary-clinton-scandal-story-infuriates-viewers/?utm_term=.8f3470f98a68 One-sided piling on is one thing, but to accuse someone of charges that already have been dismissed is worse.

War is over…if you want it.

Once again, gotta give a shout out to Roland’s Hedley’s tweet below! You don’t have to write jokes about the trumps. The jokes just write themselves.

It would appear that someone was talking about pulling the trigger, and I took it literally, even though it apparently wasn’t meant that way. I’m glad I was wrong.

Roland Hedley is so very clever!

It’s amazing – and somewhat sad – how contentious a debate this has become. Greet people however you want during the period leading up to the week of December 25-January 1.

Honestly, I’m always intensely relieved on January 2 – the endless build-up, relentless advertising and shameless profiteering is done for a short while. Let’s just chill, folks.