I miss Alex’s wide open “child’s” eyes that she “grew out” of last November. She looks so odd to me……she is still only 11, but she looks as old as everyone else only smaller.
IIRC Mike was supposedly somewhat of a “stud” in college, and when J.J., after leaving him the first time, returned, he had a woman in bed with him (and he sent the woman away instead of J.J.), so it’s not as though J.J. is his only past romantic interest (just the only one he’d had during Alex’s lifetime IIRC). However, after spending more than a subsequent decade as a faithful married man, he’d long since left those dalliances behind him by the time he met Kim, whose own past romances were much more recent and much more casual.
BE THIS GUY 11 months ago
Maybe JJ can inspire her co-workers with some performance art.
snsurone76 11 months ago
Besides, Kim has been around MUCH more than Mike.
The-Great-Gildersleeve 11 months ago
I miss Alex’s wide open “child’s” eyes that she “grew out” of last November. She looks so odd to me……she is still only 11, but she looks as old as everyone else only smaller.
rasputin's horoscope 10 months ago
Some ex’s are a better fit than others.
eced52 10 months ago
Thus no ex-girlfriends .
sueb1863 10 months ago
I don’t think Mike HAS any old girlfriends. I don’t recall that he dated much.
Mugens Premium Member 10 months ago
Nice to know that the kid never had any illusions of what her Mother was and still is.
VegaAlopex 10 months ago
It’s not what you know; It’s who knows you!
Dean 10 months ago
If the biz is buying and selling “junk”, perhaps JJ’s “art” may be a good fit.
erick.robinson 10 months ago
Oh good… Uncle stupid-head would be living on the couch and using the wrong toothbrush constantly
Redd Panda 10 months ago
With JJ, comes that texas mooch.
Bob Blumenfeld 10 months ago
It came out of her mouth only because Garry Trudeau made it come out.
stuestes 10 months ago
Hire JJ AND Zeke!
Richard S Russell Premium Member 10 months ago
Love the new verses, folx, keep ’em coming:
Who Is He?
A lecher, a liar, an election denier.
A taker, a faker, a financial book-baker.
A berater, a traitor, a would-be dictator.
Lackluster, all bluster, a GI distruster.
Democrats evil, Nazis “very fine people”.
Joe Biden’s suspicious, but Putin’s propitious.
shamiehg 10 months ago
If there’s one thing I know about corporate America, is that no bad idea — no matter how bad — is ever SO bad that someone won’t try it.
Imma get my popcorn to see how this comes out. ;-)
RonaldByrd 10 months ago
IIRC Mike was supposedly somewhat of a “stud” in college, and when J.J., after leaving him the first time, returned, he had a woman in bed with him (and he sent the woman away instead of J.J.), so it’s not as though J.J. is his only past romantic interest (just the only one he’d had during Alex’s lifetime IIRC). However, after spending more than a subsequent decade as a faithful married man, he’d long since left those dalliances behind him by the time he met Kim, whose own past romances were much more recent and much more casual.
mistercatworks 10 months ago
So, everything up to Mike Doonesbury was just “recruiting”.
You know, it is better than hiring future boyfriends. :)
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 10 months ago
But at least she just worked out why he hired any of his friends.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 10 months ago
If you want a sculptor, hire Jeff Koons
johnec 10 months ago
Mike should be happy that Kim is a sapiosexual person, and has such a high quality pool of exes to tap for solid skill!
proclusstudent 10 months ago
Happy Valentine’s day and Ash Wednesday (Woden’s Day.)
eddi-TBH 10 months ago
Smart kid.