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This takes time. When It ended with a girlfriend of five years, I wanted to die. It took several years to get over it, but looking back, it was for the best.
Come on Mike, she was a summer fling who somehow stuck around till winter. Then she was a high school sweetheart who somehow stuck around after graduation. Years and years of sticking around past the relationship’s natural endpoint. The only alternative to letting someone go once the relationship has run its course is to exert way too much effort to maintain an increasingly superficial connection, and growing more and more bitter as you realize that nothing you can do can reverse the diminishing returns.
I’ve left and I’ve been left. Being the “leaver” is definitely better but, in any case, life goes on. If it’s meant to be, it will last. If it isn’t, it won’t. Dang, am I seriously profound or what?
I have found, after many years of practice, that men tend to chose a woman who looks almost exactly like their spouse. They also almost always marry a woman that resembles their sister, if they have one, or their previous wife. Women, on the other hand, tend to find someone totally different from their significant other. Why is that?
Someone told me it takes half the time you were with someone to get over them. So if you were with someone for 4 years, it takes 2 years to get over them
snsurone76 about 13 hours ago
Did he feel the same about Martha when they split?
snsurone76 about 13 hours ago
Cool it, Weed! Give him time—and space.
MichaelAxelFleming about 13 hours ago
Regrhetta.
cracker65 about 12 hours ago
This takes time. When It ended with a girlfriend of five years, I wanted to die. It took several years to get over it, but looking back, it was for the best.
John Jorgensen about 12 hours ago
Mike, haven’t you realized that everyone in your strip looks like someone else?
John Jorgensen about 12 hours ago
Come on Mike, she was a summer fling who somehow stuck around till winter. Then she was a high school sweetheart who somehow stuck around after graduation. Years and years of sticking around past the relationship’s natural endpoint. The only alternative to letting someone go once the relationship has run its course is to exert way too much effort to maintain an increasingly superficial connection, and growing more and more bitter as you realize that nothing you can do can reverse the diminishing returns.
French Persons' Treasury of Self-Applauding Batty Premium Member about 10 hours ago
It’s your own fault Mikey.
win.45mag about 9 hours ago
Gotta admit, after the years of treating her as a 0, I’m glad to see him miserable..
More Coffee Please! Premium Member about 6 hours ago
I’ve left and I’ve been left. Being the “leaver” is definitely better but, in any case, life goes on. If it’s meant to be, it will last. If it isn’t, it won’t. Dang, am I seriously profound or what?
ladykat Premium Member about 5 hours ago
I feel for Michael.
windfinder about 5 hours ago
Get him drunk and take him to a strip joint. He’ll be fine.
serial232 about 5 hours ago
I have found, after many years of practice, that men tend to chose a woman who looks almost exactly like their spouse. They also almost always marry a woman that resembles their sister, if they have one, or their previous wife. Women, on the other hand, tend to find someone totally different from their significant other. Why is that?
Daltongang Premium Member about 5 hours ago
Ah…ah…ah…ah…ah…ah…
Ooh…ooh…ooh…ooh…ooh…ooh…ooh…ooh…
Ah…ah…ah…ah…ah…ah…
Ooh…ooh…ooh…ooh…ooh…ooh…ooh…ooh…
One month ago today
I was happy as a lark
But now I go for walks
To the movies, maybe to the park
I have a seat on the same old bench
To watch the children play, huh
You know tomorrow is their future
But for me just another day
They all gather ’round me, huh
They seem to know my name
We laugh, tell a few jokes
But it still doesn’t ease my pain
I know I can’t hide from a memory
Though day after day I’ve tried
I keep sayin’ she’ll be back
But today again I’ve lied
Oh, I see her face everywhere I go
On the street and even at the picture show
Have you seen her
Tell me have you seen her
Oh, I hear her voice as the cold winds blow
In the sweet music on my radio
Have you seen her
Tell me have you seen her
Why, oh, why
Did she have to leave and go away?
Oh…oh…oh…oh…oh…
I’ve been used to havin’ someone to lean on
And I’m lost, baby, I’m lost
Oh, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Have you seen her
Tell me have you seen her [Tell me have you seen her]
Oh, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Have you seen her
Tell me have you seen her [Tell me have you seen her]
Oh, she left her kiss upon my lips
But left that break within my heart
Have you seen her
Tell me have you seen her
Oh, I see her hand reaching out to me
Only she can set me free
Have you seen her
Tell me have you seen her
Why, oh, why
Did she have to leave and go away
Oh…oh…oh…oh…oh…
I’ve been used to havin’ someone to lean on
And I’m lost, baby, I’m lost
Oh, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Have you
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 4 hours ago
She looked like she was so bundled up she might as well be a guy
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 4 hours ago
Weed isn’t exactly an authority on romance…he didn’t find a girl until the last year of the strip
lnrokr55 about 3 hours ago
Whoever ever thought that Weed would be the voice of reason. I didn’t see that one coming. ;-)
The Great_Black President about 3 hours ago
Michael does not need have his priorities straight. He needs to focus on doing well in school.
In Canada, first you get the good grades.
Good grades lead to a good job.
Then you get the money.
Then you get the power.
Then you get the woman.
mindjob about 1 hour ago
Someone told me it takes half the time you were with someone to get over them. So if you were with someone for 4 years, it takes 2 years to get over them
lisaegray about 1 hour ago
I can’t believe I feel sorry for a guy in a comic strip!
klingon131 14 minutes ago
Artist got his balloons mixed up with who is speaking