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When they gave the bad news to the losers on The Apprentice with the words “You’re fired!”, I thot that was being pretty harsh, but “You’ll be stumped”? Yikes!
All trees, when they leave this mortal realm, wish to return as finely crafted, guitars, mandolins, or violins. But never Banjos. Banjos are tree hell.
B UTTONS over 5 years ago
… but go out on a limb and bet the canopy.
oldpine52 over 5 years ago
Instead of playing music while they think, they warm up a chainsaw.
chris_weaver over 5 years ago
The winner is the last one to leave.
Leojim over 5 years ago
Don’t be a John Bobbitt!! Nicknamed Stumpy hahaha
Anathema Premium Member over 5 years ago
This show branched off from Jeopardy but they are worried the audience will leaf if it’s too wooden.
Mentor397 over 5 years ago
I dunno. That sounds less like a joke than a threat.
sandpiper over 5 years ago
the contestants who failed the interview are now sawmill fodder
dukedoug over 5 years ago
Contestants that get the question wrong get the chop from the show.
Michael Spohn over 5 years ago
Better axe the question slowly
1953Baby over 5 years ago
GROAN. . .
enigmamz over 5 years ago
Ernie should be there with a chainsaw, but I guess there’s no room with standard size drawings.
JudyAz over 5 years ago
So the goal is to pay attention and keep from getting board.
flemmingo over 5 years ago
They could be deciduous or pine inn for something.
comixbomix over 5 years ago
That host doesn’t look a thing like Alex Treebeck…
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 5 years ago
When they gave the bad news to the losers on The Apprentice with the words “You’re fired!”, I thot that was being pretty harsh, but “You’ll be stumped”? Yikes!
dwpbike over 5 years ago
that’s all i have to say about that
gammaguy over 5 years ago
“You’re doing well. Let me axe you the next question.”
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
I’ll go out on a limb and say that they have belief in themselves.
NaturLvr over 5 years ago
Don’t go on “Chopped”!
Homerville Premium Member over 5 years ago
I’m thinking there is cardboard in my future if I miss this question.
InTraining Premium Member over 5 years ago
so I’ll read the question…“What product made from trees is used in restrooms around the world.?”… tap tap tap….
mattro65 over 5 years ago
I wooden worry too much. It’s just a game and you can leave anytime.
The Orange Mailman over 5 years ago
Is that Bob Barker?
banjoAhhh! over 5 years ago
All trees, when they leave this mortal realm, wish to return as finely crafted, guitars, mandolins, or violins. But never Banjos. Banjos are tree hell.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 5 years ago
The winners of the game get happy, but the losers get chipper.
gopher gofer over 5 years ago
they get real nervous about questions to do with pulp fiction…