Frank and Ernest by Thaves for December 16, 2024

I just press 0 a few times. That usually takes me to an actual person.

dont give them more ideas its bad enough

Sandeep will be with you shortly.

You have reached customer service, please hold until disconnected.

… … …

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To return your order press PI to 23 decimal places.

And that’s just to get in the queue where they say, “Your call is very important to us. We will get to you as soon as possible.” every 30 seconds for the next two hours.

It’s getting so that you can’t even chat with a real person on their website, it’s all AI assistants

0118-999-881999119725…………3

Don’t give them any ideas!

Press *, and we will call you back in the order in which the call was received someday…!

something tells me they don’t want you to call them. :j

“Listen carefully as our menu options have recently changed”…. as they have been for the last 5 years.

I used to be able to call CVS and get a pharmacist, but there is no longer any option to get through. You have to leave a voice mail that may or may not be answered. Now it is faster to drive to the store and talk to them in person.

“Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line until it is no longer important to you.”

“And now that you’re on the right road, don’t forget his area code…”—A. Sherman (R.I.P.)

part of why I shop local as much as possible, much easier to solve problems in person

Silly, old-fashioned people — you apparently still think (ha ha ha) that phones are for talking to people!

AND be prepared for longer than usual wait times due to the high volume of activity during this time of the year….

0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

this must be an old strip, “press 1” is always for english

this message will not repeat

And by the time the number is finished, the phone dies.

To bring this back to funny, google The Let’s All Call Up A.T.&T. and Protest to the President March by Allen Sherman