Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 22, 2021

And the inventor of “hot” pants.

At least it isn’t dedicated to the first man to light a fart

Oh yes, that’s Burnie Handers

Are you sure it’s not a statue of a liar?

Either that or it’s an artistic depiction of a prehistoric person suffering from burning diarrhoea.

Nah, that guy tried my Pop’s chili.

And it all started with a burning sensation.

My uncle Ed – he always had the hots for my aunt Flammetta.

even back then…somebody just HAD to light a fart…

Too bad the guy who invented “Stop, drop and roll” hadn’t come along yet.

lol, good one.

TWO Plaid Shirts!!!! Oh, the humanity!

Maybe he lied about it

Somebody had to be the first to pick up a habanero pepper and say: I wonder what this tastes like?

No one discovered fire; it was a natural phenomenon. The hominids called Homo erectus learned to control it, and later to create it at will.

Looks to me like the guy who discovered chicken vindaloo…

“I am the god of hellfire…and I bring you…FIRE!”

He stood still long enough for the sculptor?

So many discoveries are made by accident.