Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 01, 2024

Do not test your robustness and strong-mindedness, for your condition is precarious and delicate.

Sure. What is “the food question?”

I have renamed mustard “Fred” for my own convenience.

What do you reckon, Ginger?

What is this food question I am not allowed to ask about? Does it have anything to do with mustard or pepper-sauce?

her look can kill

Food for thought.

And don’t take pictures of your dinner.

“Two beets, or not two beets?” That’s not the question — it’s the healthy answer!

I will prattle on about my love of Tabasco™ with anyone who is willing to listen to my capsaicin-fueled rapture.

….unless it is Cleveland Ketchup’s Ghost Pepper ketchup…

…it will make you see if not visions…

…hallucinations…

…you get it at ACME…

….[aaack-ah-mee]…

…now Maureen O’Hara was a fiery women…

….Níor lig mé m’fhear chéile isteach i mo leaba liom aréir. Chuir mé fuinnea…

…there’ll be no locked doors between you and me, Kate…

…How to Eat Humans…

…why…

…with Cleveland Ketchup of course….

….my beard is white as snow…

…but it used to be red…

….thy kingdom come …

…in America …

…and the rest of Earth…

…as it is in Heaven…

…one nation …

…under Dog…

…Amen…

In fact, just don’t eat at ALL!

Robust, strong-minded people do not follow “hints.”

Self portrait?

That’s a spicy story.

dry white toast

And above all, do not come to any conclusions about what you consumed and the effects it had in you while out in public.

Strong minded people don’t let others dictate their condiments.

resembles Frida.

I may look as if I’m too old to cut the mustard anymore, but don’t let that fool you. I thrive on my daily dose of red hot chili peppers!

Don’t even think about it. No. Stop! You’re thinking about it… TOO LATE! AAAARUGH!

AND … pick your own nose …!

Pass the Sriracha, please.

Chew first, then swallow. Repeat.

I like medium mustard and hot sauce where I can taste things like cumin, garlic, and oregano. Will I be a flop with chicks?

Cayenne pepper. Food for thought.

When I had covid pneumonia, nothing had any flavor at all.

Balked on a choo-choo walk-n-talk?

Eschew a chew-chew for a chalk-n-gawk!

Those are indeed some handy health hints