Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 05, 2024

Trolls never seem to be interested in learning why their comments subtract from a discussion instead of adding to it. That’s especially true when they’re being paid to spread lies and sow doubt.

A diversionary debate tactic: Nibbling the actual point to death by purposely ducking the question.

Desperation is the hallmark of Trolls. This quote by Sartre is entirely a propos, because anti-semites are nothing more than the worst kind of hateful trolls:

“Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.”― Jean-Paul Sartre

The geese sat by the side of the road, near the river. Their chicks sat with them, only a few feet from the road. Motorists would almost always slow down, to ensure their safety. But only almost. Every now and then, one would come through, trolling for an easy score.

I’m gonna remember this one! Especially when I visit “Big Nate!” Juice World’s gonna get an earful!!

…all of the A.I. Trump propaganda art posters are showing him with lions…

…I know it’s supposed to show how ruff …

…and tuff…

…and hard to diaper he is…

…but all I think is…

…“Liars!…

…I said, ’Liars!”…

…you goose stepping …

…Donald duck walking…

…cult loving …

…sweatpants wearing …

…culotte loving…

…culotte love…

…a-hem…

…cough…

…excuse me…

…[straighten tie]…

…yes…

…it is an honor to be considered as a candidate for vice president of the Trumpublican party…

…they used to call me the ‘cowardly lion…

…but since we have seen the man behind the curtain…

…we are certain

…that the hunter’s laptop…

…was filled more with lapdances …

…than gun videos…

…though guns have killed my brethren…

…if I’m lion…

…I’m dying …

…is only a bumper sticker on Eric’s Landrover…

…it was only a bb gun he was shooting at me with…

…and I gladly believe that vice king of the forest would fit me well…

… from the Bathmat’s political tv show…

…You Love Me Badly

Billy Goats Gruff (and John Wayne) would have known how to handle trolls.

duck, duck, GOOSE!

Aquatic bird crossing! Trolls need not perambulate. In fact, they better not, or the geese’ll get ’em.

We used to think it was innocent fun; hanging out under bridges trying to get someone’s goat. It got way too toxic around mid2015.

It’s like in real life when someone says something derogatory and you react and then they say “Geez, I was just kidding!”

Nowadays that passes for political debate.

Distract, juke, and quack … W hat T he F owl …?

Cry fowl.

Well, I’m not here for them.

Hear Hear!

Monopoly Gose in fishnet hose.

Starward Wardrobe starrobe

Blinded by the starlight.

Discussion?

I’m concerned about the ducklings. They’re up to something no good.

Roman Numeral I0-l)

Kernel Kerns.

Apocalypse® movie.

Heads will roll.

Kertz in my Dream Weever®.

Kernel kerns nel…

Hurracain Stumped.

Strumped Again…

Be kind to your webfooted friends, for a duck may be somebody’s mother. They live in the woods by a swamp, where the weather is always damp.

Usually, trolls will try to distract from a discussion when they realize they’ve made an incorrect statement.

“trolls”, nope. too polite

Olden Times Pibgorn knew how to deal with the CCBSS*, All it takes is a fairy and perhaps her succubus friend.

*CCBSS: cuisine-challenged bridge substucture symbiont….