My dearest Mother assures me that I am a Very Special Boy, and that I fully deserve every medal and award that I have purchased.
Let’s go for a swim then, right now.
I respectfully decline to participate in your psychosis.
Yet you only came in second in the “bulletproof vest” competition…
Don’t know you, and don’t care to.
It takes a lot of brass to say that!
Enough campaigning already!!
Reginald had by far the most bling of any server at ‘Mr. Friendly Food’.
…well…I’m the rubber and you’re the glue…
…and everything you say bounces off me…
…and stick to you…
… NO! Archibald…
…you’re missing the Grape Nehi bottle cap…
…Jerry’s Comic Con mithril suit…
…working at the funeral parlor had its benefits…
…and leaving all of those medals just to be buried seemed such a waste…
…Elijah Wood’s brother…
…Peyton-Morning-Wood…
…won every Scouting Pinewood Derby race in Cedar Rapids since 1987…
…The Old Wolf’s Frog Applause commenters award jacket…
…Greta kept this photo in her bra…
…though she never married him…
…her husband never knew she was in love with the best man…
That’s awesome. We can discuss it some more after you have scrubbed the toilets.
Participation trophies have jumped the shark.
None of your petty nitpicking can get through my impenetrable shield of decorations.
You read my mind!
heavy, man
Sounds like something my ex-wife used to screech.
Rope-A-Dope…
Smoken
the army navy stores favorite customer
Channeling someone, is he?
He was so narcissistic! He was so infatuated with himself he carried a mirror in his pocket so he can look at himself all day long! TRUE story!
and my girl is red hot, your girl ain’t doodly squat…
Please take off your shoes and belt before going through the medal detector .. er, wait, metal detector.
Look at all those medals. Sigh, I always get behind this guy at Airport Security.
Today’s Senryū du Jour:
Self-help mantras ain’t
what they used to be — but then…
Um… Neither are we.
Today’s Helplessly Impulsive Backup Senryū du Jour:
B-S detector
of mine says you really smell
more like Number Two.
Arrrgh … Happy “Talk Like A Pirate Day” to all my fellow LAME MATES today …!
( today’s character above should have to walk the plank )
He’s going to need the skills of a competent chiropractor.
One is the loneliest number that you ever heard…
Being nothing is rather satisfying. Thank you.
Randy B Premium Member about 19 hours ago
My dearest Mother assures me that I am a Very Special Boy, and that I fully deserve every medal and award that I have purchased.
tudza Premium Member about 19 hours ago
Let’s go for a swim then, right now.
The Old Wolf about 18 hours ago
I respectfully decline to participate in your psychosis.
Hugh B. Hayve about 18 hours ago
Yet you only came in second in the “bulletproof vest” competition…
Ubintold about 17 hours ago
Don’t know you, and don’t care to.
Bill Thompson about 17 hours ago
It takes a lot of brass to say that!
markkahler52 about 17 hours ago
Enough campaigning already!!
PraiseofFolly about 16 hours ago
Reginald had by far the most bling of any server at ‘Mr. Friendly Food’.
3hourtour Premium Member about 16 hours ago
…well…I’m the rubber and you’re the glue…
…and everything you say bounces off me…
…and stick to you…
… NO! Archibald…
…you’re missing the Grape Nehi bottle cap…
…Jerry’s Comic Con mithril suit…
…working at the funeral parlor had its benefits…
…and leaving all of those medals just to be buried seemed such a waste…
…Elijah Wood’s brother…
…Peyton-Morning-Wood…
…won every Scouting Pinewood Derby race in Cedar Rapids since 1987…
…The Old Wolf’s Frog Applause commenters award jacket…
…Greta kept this photo in her bra…
…though she never married him…
…her husband never knew she was in love with the best man…
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 15 hours ago
That’s awesome. We can discuss it some more after you have scrubbed the toilets.
goboboyd about 14 hours ago
Participation trophies have jumped the shark.
Kaputnik about 14 hours ago
None of your petty nitpicking can get through my impenetrable shield of decorations.
Lafsalot Premium Member about 13 hours ago
You read my mind!
charles9156 about 13 hours ago
heavy, man
Linguist about 12 hours ago
Sounds like something my ex-wife used to screech.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 12 hours ago
Rope-A-Dope…
Smoken
lemonbaskt about 12 hours ago
the army navy stores favorite customer
derrelldurrett Premium Member about 12 hours ago
Channeling someone, is he?
Zebrastripes about 12 hours ago
He was so narcissistic! He was so infatuated with himself he carried a mirror in his pocket so he can look at himself all day long! TRUE story!
He was my exs friend and was in my bridal party! I should have known better…my ex was a narcissistic blowhard also!Slowly, he turned... about 11 hours ago
and my girl is red hot, your girl ain’t doodly squat…
Rev Phnk Ey about 11 hours ago
Please take off your shoes and belt before going through the medal detector .. er, wait, metal detector.
davewhamond creator about 10 hours ago
Look at all those medals. Sigh, I always get behind this guy at Airport Security.
Phormer PharOut Faro Pharaoh TotTot Ketchupem about 10 hours ago
Today’s Senryū du Jour:
Self-help mantras ain’t
what they used to be — but then…
Um… Neither are we.
Phormer PharOut Faro Pharaoh TotTot Ketchupem about 10 hours ago
Today’s Helplessly Impulsive Backup Senryū du Jour:
B-S detector
of mine says you really smell
more like Number Two.
Howard'sMyHero about 9 hours ago
Arrrgh … Happy “Talk Like A Pirate Day” to all my fellow LAME MATES today …!
( today’s character above should have to walk the plank )
coltish1. about 9 hours ago
He’s going to need the skills of a competent chiropractor.
6turtle9 about 6 hours ago
One is the loneliest number that you ever heard…
Buoy about 5 hours ago
Being nothing is rather satisfying. Thank you.