Garfield by Jim Davis for April 14, 2023

Business as usual.

I want to know.

How’s it hangin’, Jon ?

marry her!

Garfield’s been working on his roping again!

You don’t have to be crazy to be my girlfriend, Liz. We’ll train you!

I first thought Liz and Jon were just having fun. I never had any doubt about who will hold the ropes in their games.

Give Jon enough rope and he’ll hang himself with it…….

She’s there for the entertainment.

Jon, that’s not how you hang yourself.

You didnt see anything!!

“Good Evening!” ᵇˡᵉʰ⁻ᵇˡᵉʰ

it’s Count Nerdula

Ignorance is bliss.

Just Jon being Jon. Hanging around.

She has a feel of the house environment for sure. Love to see Liz move in permanently in the house. She has a knack to mend all in the house.

Don’t love beat all……..

Garfield didn’t have anything to do with this prank………… Well maybe he did.

i think i know.garfield was being a copycat after watching everyone’s favorite scene from the first terrifier movie.

Just another day in the life of Jon Arbuckle.

Liz has dated you long enough to know when not to ask questions Jon

Changing a lightbulb?

I am totally Jon, as far as things happening to me. But, I don’t dress in flower suit, I draw the line somewhere.

Well, I didn’t butt dial 911, I simulated an emergency 911 call. One thing I hate about Samsung is FRE app and Bixby, never had the time to find the problems and fix them. So my wife took my phone and “fixed it,” everything has been great for weeks. Last night I had to turn my phone off, the power button did not work, it would not turn off! AGGGG! So by getting “not very pleasant”, shacking the phone and pressing the power button 5 times, the phone turned RED and self dialed 911. Police called back, asked if everything was okay.

I wonder if he’s trying to be like Houdini?

But still, how did it happened

Just a normal Friday at the Arbuckle residence.

Wait,wait! No one’s done the science on this yet? Well ok, I’ll do it then!

Jon couldn’t hang upside-down the way the rope is tied; the pivot point, where the rope meets the coils is below his center of gravity, would flip him upright right away. To remain upside-down like that, the rope coming from the ceiling would have to pass INSIDE the coils that wind around him.

There, ftfy.

As much as I try to take my time, if I am hurried or thinking about the next task, I will make a mistake and create a problem. Slow down!!

Nuts.

Nothing surprise Liz anymore when it comes to dating Jon.

Reminds me of the time I was minding the store one dull night, and decided to rehearse my handcuff release tric by cuffing myself to metal beam in the wareroom. lad someone forgot his wallet and came back.

Another DIY project gone wrong, I presume, Jon? Like I said, Jon needs a life coach that isn’t Garfield in order to prevent these sorts of things from happening.

Hmm let’s see the possible reasons….1) Jon attempting to fix chandelier 2) Jon attempting to squish spider3) Jon attempting to be spider-man4) Jon swinging his rope like a cowboy and it got caught in the ceiling fan5) Jon attempting M.I. stunt6) Jon attempting a romantic surprise for Liz7) Garfield put him there

well, it’s Jon and Garfield also…so let’s avoid the migraine and just “go with it”

Too bad, Jon is still not catching on?

Could be worse. At least he’s still alive.

I knew it, Jon’s got a dominatrix stashed in the back room…

https://twitter.com/Snoopy/status/982704567778467840

I wouldn’t know where to begin

it’s not that much weirder than the time everyone in the house got caught in a window blind, and when they managed to wiggle out onto the streets a passerby who tired to pull them out and an old lady got stuck in there with them, and somehow a light pole got into the mix before a fireman cut them free

The farming farce, is strong with Garfield.

Jon just got, Jon-tied, not hog-tied.

Hahahahaha!

That’s a good thing, Liz.