Garfield by Jim Davis for November 29, 2023

“My dog helped me with my homework, then ate it.”

Classic. Nice.

Odie… do you want to be eaten so that somebody can report about beagles?

Is Odie a beagle? He seems kind of nondescript to me — apart from his bizarre colour!

Survey time! What breed or breed mix is Odie?

I know for a fact he’s part Beagle. A past strip (July 31st, 1991) confirmed this (not to mention his hips have a similar “dot” to the “dot” on Snoopy the Peanuts beagle’s back). Also, I suspect a little Greyhound or Whippet based on his body shape, and maybe some Basset Hound or Bloodhound based on his ears and nose. Therefore, my answer is “BeagWhipBassHound.”

But what do you all think?

Eh it easy, kid. See, them beagles is arch nemesis of Scrooge Mac Duck.

Ooh, good. Someone else’s dog ate my homework.

Ask Snoopy!

Something tells me that this kid actually wants Odie to eat that Beagle report.

Write a report on famous beagles, like Snoopy and… and… Give me a minute.

I’m sure that a report about beagles would sound exciting.

Can you give him Charlie Brown’s address?

eat it? did you say beagles or bagels?

Ah, going back to the old “my dog ate my report” excuse…

For once, we know who wrote the letter, Cookie from Blondie! https://www.arcamax.cOm/thefunnies/blondie/s-2988663

It’s a good thing Google exists. That can help a lot.

I had a pet beagle when i was a boy. she was a great friend but my god she would gnaw on anything she could get her teeth into. The coffee table I have in my family room to this day still shows her teeth marks on it decades later, and still remind me on her.

Odie looks a bit weird when he shrugs in panel 3

Can confirm.

Beagles are the best!

“ONLY IF YOU WANT SOMEONE TO EAT IT”

(senses a misunderstanding of “BEAGLES” in this part of the dialogue of this cartoon)

Only if you want a classic lame made-up excuse as to why you didn’t do your homework.

Hey, classic excuses are classic for a reason

“….at which I am a master.”

Is that supposed to be funny?

well we have snoopy so, long story short they love and hate you at the same moment… yeah

Dogs really should not help you with homework.