Garfield by Jim Davis for March 23, 2024

It’s the weekend, Gary. Live a little!

Maybe it could be for someone else in his family

I’m guessing that’s the local access cable channel.

Not “busted”, “based”!

Probably a gift from a rival health guru!

Um, that’s not for me! It’s a wrong delivery, it’s for the neighbor! (likely story)

You would think the episode would edit that kind of stuff out of it.

I’m that type of guy.

Problems like this killed live television.

I prefer “Eating with Garfield”. Much more yummier.

The show’s theme song should be “Junk Food Junkie” by Larry Groce. (If you’re not familiar with the song, Google it and get a good laugh. It spent 15 weeks on the charts in 1975.)

Well. I actually like almond milk.

Aha. Me knews em fitness freaks was lying crooks!

Good the pizza arrived. Now we scrape the stuff off and top it with what I just said.

Must be a cheat meal

Yeah, in the daytime I’m Mr. Natural

Just as healthy as I can be

But at night I’m a junk food junkie

Good Lord have pity on me

I could go for pizza for dinner tonight.

Rick Deltoid must have a new gig. (And a new alias.) IYKYK

Trust me, no one is THAT healthy…. right?

Maybe he will put the nasty on the pizza.

Pepperoni pizza. I’ve added that to my list as soon as I get my partial chewing teeth from the dentist. For now, it’s got to be Beefaroni.

Well, that’s one way to liven up a boring healthy food show.

Reminds me of a noted health food guru named Ewel Gibbons who wrote books was on TV about how good health food was. I never believed him and think he died from not following his own advice!

But it’s organic pepperoni pizza!

Hot mics are a B***h.

I mean everyone has to cheat on their diet sometimes

Do as I say, not as I do.

Don’t you just like exposed actors

Organic Pizza would be the perfect paradigm.

I once read in the newspaper that “Pizza is nature’s perfect food” . . . . . . . OK it was in “Funky Winkerbean”, but hey, it WAS in the newspaper.

Must have been “live” tv.

Isn’t all food organic? If it comes from a plant or an animal, it’s organic.

They have organic pizza. Get yours at your friendly local Whole Paycheck store.