Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 24, 2022

Had to look up “puce”!

Frosty the adman. Another reference to Rob’s occupation.

If I were any more white I’d be clear.

To get any darker than I am now I’d need to use shoe polish.

My SPF number is cinder block.

There are blind cave fish with more pigment than me.

I find the term “white guy” offensive. I prefer to be called “a person of pallor”.

Bucky may be inherently evil (I mean, he’s a cat), but sometimes he comes up with some masterful burns.

Bucky how can Pinkish be white when he is Pink … Ish ?

“Pinkish” must be Wilco’s summer tan non de plume.

“Apparent Robertude” is one of the smartest wisecrack’s Bucky’s ever made.

Hey Rob….are those your legs or are you riding a chicken?

Manly puce. Oxymoron of the day.

He should have stopped with “manly puce.”

Well the color is tolerable, but those legs…

Puce is a dark reddish purple, the color of a bloated flea. So probably quite an apt color for Bucky

Translucent

Can’t see the colour of Rob’s legs through the blanket of hair.

This cat is smart. Yeah I know… I would like to see him host the Jim Rome show for a week.

Good one.

It is possible to be “too white”. However, you probably won’t be stopped for “driving while albino”.

Time to start working on this summer’s tan. You have to do it every year, they just don’t last through the winter.

Hey Bucky, I resemble those remarks!

One the best strips in a while

Rob Cactus Legs Wilco.

Great idea Bucky, piss off the guy who operates the can opener.

NASA gauges the brightness of a star by its apparent Robertude. Very funny, I don’t care who you are. It’s lines like this that keep me reading. Thank you Darby!!!

CLASSIC Bucky burns! Magnificent.

Tan or no tan, it’s looks like Rob’s legs need to be covered up.

Bucky’s on fire today! “You’re whiter than an Irish sunblock tester!” Classic Bucky politically incorrectness!

Darby, you don’t do ANY work on this strip anymore. The LEAST you could do is care enough not to run a fall/winter rerun strip in late April!