Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 27, 2021

Okay, that raised a cackle. Good on ya, Messire Rubin.

Deep down Tessi’s shallow — and now can’t even defend CK’s jab. How about P4: “Hi friends. You too CK.”

I think Tessi and Corina need to take it outside. Plus isn’t it an unwritten rule that you don’t talk trash at The Bucket?

Is she gonna say cheerleaders?

He’s got good defense, trips opposing players with his walking stick. The problem is that his outside shooting is terrible.

P3 Oh snap! As the young ‘un’s these days would say

Vicky Dee doesn’t play defense unless you count wildly swinging his crutch from time to time just to keep everyone on edge and thinking he’s not right in the mind

Tessi’s a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world.She’s so plastic, it’s fantastic.

Real world update…..six whitetail deer cut through my backyard. Now that was fantastic.

In all reality , VD is going to get his heart broken by Tessi . The only one who stands in the way of VD getting an Acke Breakie Heart is Corina .

P 2.5 (as Tessi winds up her b**ch-slap hand and slaps CK): “….to have someone slap some of the sass outta’ you girl…”

P1, And soon she’ll be in a shallow grave. Oops, did I say that out loud?

P2, Tessi tries to swear CK into the Kardashian fan club.

P3, Dammit, CK leave the snarking to us!

Almost spit my coffee out on the last line.

“Deep down, I’m pretty superficial.” – Ava Gardner

Based on the looks of the players- a jar of concealer.

I can see Vic shouting “CK playing some fired up defense.”

Now playing small forward: Falsies Tessie Loooong hair

MOP your storyline could add his love of fast cars and have “Dead Man’s Curve(s)” as a theme song.

Yes! Time to go back to Vic! There has been at least three days too many of CK in the last three days

Why is CK even there if everyone bugs her so much? Why isn’t she at home playin’ 52-card pickup with her mom?

She learned that burn from her mom!

Although I’m a shallow Gil Thorp reader, I did appreciate the touché Doucette in P3.

Oh boy, here we go. Vic now will PA the girls games too. I hope Milford can afford doubling their free hot dog and pop budget.

And for maybe the dumbest observation/comment….why does P1 have a little arc in the upper let corner instead of a 90 degree angle? Inquiring anal retentive minds want to know!

And speaking of inquiring, if you’ve been inquiring as to where today’s Mopped Up Thorp is, inquire no more. It’s online: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Well, they call don’t for nothing call him Vickie D!