Herman by Jim Unger for March 07, 2023

Must be new owners — this glass case here used to say “antidote” on it,

You could say a lot of things about the place but it’s not dull

Need the axe to break the glass.

The table comes with salt, pepper, and antibiotics.

This is the kind of place where the trash cans have ulcers.

Their “No Substitutions” policy is very serious. Axe anyone.

When you can’t tell if the stains on the menu are gravy, or vomit — you ponder the necessity of such a thing …

Check Please!

Garçon, a bucket for monsieur.

Around here, ambulances park in the centre of the area they serve, which just happened to be my favourite pizza restaurant.

Pump for the customer. Axe for the cook

My military career sometimes took me to small Korean villages. I looked at the eating establishments and if the people inside were eating and appearing to have a good time instead of crawling out gagging, I figured the food was good to eat.

They’ve come right to the sharp point…

I wouldn’t eat there if I were you Mr.

His eyes are on his nose!

This is artist “one”. There are definitely two people that draw this strip.

No a good sign……..

Quicker to use the stomach pump that wait for the ambulance. Too bad it doesn’t come with instructions

The stomach pump must be behind the glass.

I would be afraid that someone would think the ax is the pump. It would get to the problem fast, but the treatment would hurt worse than the problem.

They do have takeout, but they do a lot more “taking it out”.

Some ways are quicker than others.

Funny, thanks Jim…

Just in case…..

I would say that is a cautionary tale.

At least there Is one readily on hand instead of having to waiting for the rescue squad..