The Eighth Dwarf, Horny, early-on liquidated his share in the diamond mine and went off to get married. He hooked up with a Vegas showgirl, and from the very start there were insurmountable difficulties …
I have the opposite problem. My wife and I are both over 6 feet tall. When I dance with an average size woman, I find it unusual to be able to look over the top of her head.
The dude from FL Premium Member 9 months ago
Why not? You look like a lovely couple
yoey1957 9 months ago
Behind every angry woman is a man who has no idea what he did wrong.
PraiseofFolly 9 months ago
The Eighth Dwarf, Horny, early-on liquidated his share in the diamond mine and went off to get married. He hooked up with a Vegas showgirl, and from the very start there were insurmountable difficulties …
Dave427 9 months ago
That’s cause you’re the husbank.
comixbomix 9 months ago
Bet that’s not all she doesn’t wanna do with you…
tremaine53 9 months ago
“Well then, you SHOULD have married a Brazilian girl!”
smoore47 9 months ago
She doesn’t like where your head winds up.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 9 months ago
Her humorous is too long. Both of them. Can’t dance. Try taking her bowling.
Frank Salem Premium Member 9 months ago
I’d like to take her dancing.
E.Z. Smith Premium Member 9 months ago
Motorboat!
wirepunchr 9 months ago
I heard his friends put him up to it.
Skeptical Meg 9 months ago
But he loves it!
dflak 9 months ago
I have the opposite problem. My wife and I are both over 6 feet tall. When I dance with an average size woman, I find it unusual to be able to look over the top of her head.
sandpiper 9 months ago
When they’re dancing cheek to chest, he can’t take his eyes off her.
monya_43 9 months ago
She wants to lead and he won’t let her.
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
Did you ever think of lifts?
MuddyUSA Premium Member 9 months ago
In this case he is so short….he only comes up to her belly button…….
UlrigJaeger Premium Member 9 months ago
If he did a better job of putting his nose in her business, she’d probably do anything he asked.
jconnors3954 9 months ago
In trouble for being height impaired.
wildlandwaters 9 months ago
I think he’s known as what’s called a “sugar daddy”…
mindjob 9 months ago
But she loves to go to parties with him, as his head makes a handy table on which to rest her martini
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 9 months ago
Snuggle up anyway.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 9 months ago
The sex must be great – for him only
cuzinron47 9 months ago
Not that that stops her from going out dancing.
EXCALABUR 9 months ago
He probably has $$$ and now she does too.
[Unnamed Reader - e476da] 9 months ago
Maybe she’ll dance ON you.