Herman by Jim Unger for February 23, 2024

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 9 months ago

    Why not? You look like a lovely couple

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    yoey1957  9 months ago

    Behind every angry woman is a man who has no idea what he did wrong.

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    PraiseofFolly  9 months ago

    The Eighth Dwarf, Horny, early-on liquidated his share in the diamond mine and went off to get married. He hooked up with a Vegas showgirl, and from the very start there were insurmountable difficulties …

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    Dave427  9 months ago

    That’s cause you’re the husbank.

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    comixbomix  9 months ago

    Bet that’s not all she doesn’t wanna do with you…

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    tremaine53  9 months ago

    “Well then, you SHOULD have married a Brazilian girl!”

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    smoore47  9 months ago

    She doesn’t like where your head winds up.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  9 months ago

    Her humorous is too long. Both of them. Can’t dance. Try taking her bowling.

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    Frank Salem Premium Member 9 months ago

    I’d like to take her dancing.

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    E.Z. Smith Premium Member 9 months ago

    Motorboat!

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    wirepunchr  9 months ago

    I heard his friends put him up to it.

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    Skeptical Meg  9 months ago

    But he loves it!

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    dflak  9 months ago

    I have the opposite problem. My wife and I are both over 6 feet tall. When I dance with an average size woman, I find it unusual to be able to look over the top of her head.

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    sandpiper  9 months ago

    When they’re dancing cheek to chest, he can’t take his eyes off her.

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    monya_43  9 months ago

    She wants to lead and he won’t let her.

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    Did you ever think of lifts?

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 9 months ago

    In this case he is so short….he only comes up to her belly button…….

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    UlrigJaeger Premium Member 9 months ago

    If he did a better job of putting his nose in her business, she’d probably do anything he asked.

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    jconnors3954  9 months ago

    In trouble for being height impaired.

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    wildlandwaters  9 months ago

    I think he’s known as what’s called a “sugar daddy”…

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    mindjob  9 months ago

    But she loves to go to parties with him, as his head makes a handy table on which to rest her martini

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  9 months ago

    Snuggle up anyway.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 9 months ago

    The sex must be great – for him only

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    cuzinron47  9 months ago

    Not that that stops her from going out dancing.

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    EXCALABUR  9 months ago

    He probably has $$$ and now she does too.

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    [Unnamed Reader - e476da]  9 months ago

    Maybe she’ll dance ON you.

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