the one who didn’t come yet
Splitting headache? Take two aspirin and check in tomorrow…
What Excedrin headache # would that be?
We called the police, you stole that axe
Charles got the point, and swore he’d never forget his Anniversary again.
“Oh, very funny. And I suppose your name is ‘Monty Python’?”
A new reality series-" scalping gone wrong "
Did she really have to axe?
No blood? You can wait.
It’s just a flesh wound. Fortunately there’s no vital organ there.
He’s dating Lizzie Borden
“Which of you gentleman is the unfortunate stunt double from ‘Watchmen”?
the guy named No-Chance Noonan, sitting in the front row, Dummy.
No. Who’s on first.
“It only hurts when I laugh.”
That would be meeeeeeeeee
“We’ll, just off the top of my head…”
“The guy over there, with the strange rash and the hacking cough.”
She’ll take the guy in the tan suit. It’s a federal offense to wear it.
Little issues elude her.
He’ll still have to take a number, like anybody else
Me. I have a really bad splinter in my finger.
I’m sensing some impatience in the out patients. “Careful with that axe, Eugene!”
the nurse has this questioner for me every time I go in to the office "do you feel safe at home?’
Out of hundreds of comics on internet syndicate sites, Herman is one of the few dependably funny ones. Most are just sawdust.
Should’ve told them he was having a heart attack.
Now, if you have your insurance card, photo ID, three credit cards, deed and title to your house and car, let’s start filling out that paperwork, shall we?
Get him first. I’m afraid mine may take a little while so let’s get the other people out of the way first.
First fill out these 10 forms.
That’s either a member of congress or the house. Nothing up there to injure.
The one with the splitting headache.
“I was cleaning it, and it went off.”
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
seanfear 7 months ago
the one who didn’t come yet
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 7 months ago
Splitting headache? Take two aspirin and check in tomorrow…
Yakety Sax 7 months ago
What Excedrin headache # would that be?
The dude from FL Premium Member 7 months ago
We called the police, you stole that axe
Lady loves a joke 7 months ago
Charles got the point, and swore he’d never forget his Anniversary again.
PraiseofFolly 7 months ago
“Oh, very funny. And I suppose your name is ‘Monty Python’?”
win.45mag 7 months ago
A new reality series-" scalping gone wrong "
Doug K 7 months ago
Did she really have to axe?
Huckleberry Hiroshima 7 months ago
No blood? You can wait.
Doug Taylor Premium Member 7 months ago
It’s just a flesh wound. Fortunately there’s no vital organ there.
[Traveler] Premium Member 7 months ago
He’s dating Lizzie Borden
PraiseofFolly 7 months ago
“Which of you gentleman is the unfortunate stunt double from ‘Watchmen”?
sandpiper 7 months ago
the guy named No-Chance Noonan, sitting in the front row, Dummy.
e.groves 7 months ago
No. Who’s on first.
Call me Ishmael 7 months ago
“It only hurts when I laugh.”
Zebrastripes 7 months ago
That would be meeeeeeeeee
oakie9531 7 months ago
“We’ll, just off the top of my head…”
Skeptical Meg 7 months ago
“The guy over there, with the strange rash and the hacking cough.”
monya_43 7 months ago
She’ll take the guy in the tan suit. It’s a federal offense to wear it.
rshive 7 months ago
Little issues elude her.
mindjob 7 months ago
He’ll still have to take a number, like anybody else
DaBump Premium Member 7 months ago
Me. I have a really bad splinter in my finger.
skyriderwest 7 months ago
I’m sensing some impatience in the out patients. “Careful with that axe, Eugene!”
belovedkija 7 months ago
the nurse has this questioner for me every time I go in to the office "do you feel safe at home?’
chaszigmund 7 months ago
Out of hundreds of comics on internet syndicate sites, Herman is one of the few dependably funny ones. Most are just sawdust.
WCraft Premium Member 7 months ago
Should’ve told them he was having a heart attack.
Gnomon Dee Range 7 months ago
Now, if you have your insurance card, photo ID, three credit cards, deed and title to your house and car, let’s start filling out that paperwork, shall we?
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 7 months ago
Get him first. I’m afraid mine may take a little while so let’s get the other people out of the way first.
cuzinron47 7 months ago
First fill out these 10 forms.
MichaelD Premium Member 7 months ago
That’s either a member of congress or the house. Nothing up there to injure.
Chris Sherlock 7 months ago
The one with the splitting headache.
daking27 7 months ago
“I was cleaning it, and it went off.”