Right after Jaws came out, a friend and I were out on inflatable rafts and a fin cut through the water. We immediately started paddling as fast as we could. It was a dolphin. I may have peed a little.
For every 100 million sharks killed per year, about six to eight humans are killed by sharks each year.
Sharks are being killed at a faster rate than they can reproduce. Mostly due to popularity of shark fin soup in China and other Asian countries.
Sharks are an essential part of a healthy ocean environment. And your chances of being killed by one are so low as to be non-existent for all practical purposes.
Imagine about 1 month ago
Humor in Finland.
sirbadger about 1 month ago
If you see a small fin, tell children to leave the water.
comixbomix about 1 month ago
…if you still can.
Ubintold about 1 month ago
So be sure to wear your glasses.
Mediatech about 1 month ago
Don’t worry it’s just a tuna fish. A very large, very hungry tuna fish….
KA7DRE Premium Member about 1 month ago
The Ocean is the sharks house, don’t go in there !
Farside99 about 1 month ago
Quickly!!!
SamT53 about 1 month ago
If only Amity Island had shown such wisdom.
My First Premium Member about 1 month ago
“Fins to the left, fins to the right, and you’re the only bait in town”. RIP, JB.
Gina Carson about 1 month ago
If you see a large fin leave the water what? What am I supposed to do if I see a large fin leave the water?
Meg: Cute as a Raccoon about 1 month ago
Sunfish are often mistaken for sharks.
joe piglet Premium Member about 1 month ago
Rubbish, I wait for “The Music”
[Traveler] Premium Member about 1 month ago
Right after Jaws came out, a friend and I were out on inflatable rafts and a fin cut through the water. We immediately started paddling as fast as we could. It was a dolphin. I may have peed a little.
sandpiper about 1 month ago
If he sees a large fin coming in his direction, I figure he’ll leave more than water on the way out.
Saddenedby Premium Member about 1 month ago
If you see an extra large fin in the water – it may be your FIN….ISH!
mindjob about 1 month ago
Been there, done it
walstib Premium Member about 1 month ago
If I saw a fin in the sand, I’d pick it up.
DaBump Premium Member about 1 month ago
Alex, I’ll take “Signs that Are Not Needed” for $500.
rshive about 1 month ago
If you see said fin, you’re too close already.
Lady loves a joke about 1 month ago
“If you need this sign to tell you what to do, you might be a contestant on “Signs for Dummies”.. apologies for paraphrasing Jeff Foxworthy.
mfrasca about 1 month ago
It’s Hanno Möttölä! Run!!
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 1 month ago
Funny stuff……
hooglah about 1 month ago
Sign for today’s generation.
FireAnt_Hater about 1 month ago
For every 100 million sharks killed per year, about six to eight humans are killed by sharks each year.
Sharks are being killed at a faster rate than they can reproduce. Mostly due to popularity of shark fin soup in China and other Asian countries.
Sharks are an essential part of a healthy ocean environment. And your chances of being killed by one are so low as to be non-existent for all practical purposes.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 1 month ago
In fine print at the bottom of the sign, it says, Topeka, KS Parks and Recreation Dept…
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction about 1 month ago
Simple advice is often good advice.
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
He probably will leave water, especially if it’s close.
Chalres about 1 month ago
♬♪ Come all without, come all within /
You’ll not see nothing like the Mighty Fin ♫♩
tinstar about 1 month ago
“Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear, and he shows them, pearly white….”
byamrcn about 1 month ago
I’m not sure Charles Darwin would approve of that sign.