Herman by Jim Unger for May 27, 2024

Well, he was riding shotgun…

But he can’t go through the car wash now.

Neither one would be able to hear a thing yet.

No problem, it should buff out!

Good one, Jim!

Looks shot to me.

Eh, what’s that you say?

Can you imagine how loud that would be?!? You’d be saying “What?!?” for six months.

Didn’t know it was loaded.

Never mind. He can’t hear you anyway.

When I was much younger, I accidentally shot my windshield with a B-B pistol, left a nice ding. I was attempting to shoot a dog that was constantly chasing me down the street, just to discourage the behavior. He had the last laugh.

As John Candy said in “Planes, Trains, and Automobiles,” “oh yeah, that’ll buff right out.”

There goes his Uber insurance.

Here, hold my beer.

But he does have a free sunroof.

Darwin Award material right there.

Premature discharge for a shotgun wedding.

It sucks on rainy days

Put it up for sale and market it to very very tall buyers.

I didn’t know your car came with a sunroof.

NRA logic at work.

No! Red Green. His favorite fixer upper.

A police officer many years back did the same thing while checking his shotgun at the start of the shift. Hole wasn’t as big though……

I know a guy that took his buddy hunting, and when he got into the truck, he hadn’t unloaded his rifle (or at least set the safety!)…and blew a hole thru the floorboard…(better that than the roof, I guess!!)

Buff it out, spot of paint, good as new.

Oopsie.