Lio by Mark Tatulli for February 22, 2024

Show it where the hand goes.

My name is Talky Timmy… and I don’t like you….

Is it Hugo? Willy? Slappy? Bill? Caesar? Oscar?

Wow there are a LOT of killer Dummies.

That doll must be related to “Chucky”. (For those in the know.)

To paraphrase Henny Youngman: Take my dummy… please!

Did anyone notice the line from “Fatal Attraction” that the doll uses?

Just give him some ham already.

Warning: Doll may be possessed by vengeful ghost of executed remorseless serial killer!

My name is Talky Tina, and I am going to kill you.

This may be the devious dummy Alan Harper had…LOL

There’s a pinball game based on “The Twilight Zone” … one I spent way too much time playing when I was in college and it was in the lobby of my dorm. When an extra ball is earned, a little video appears on the screen of Talky Tina holding a silver ball. She then says, “Hi, I’m Talky Tina. Here’s your extra ball!” … then throws the silver ball at you, which explodes as Tina giggles.

Reminds me of the Twilight Zone episode with Cliff Robertson.

C’mon, Lio, don’t you want to be part of the act? We can get on America’s Got Talent!

Nothing a wood chipper won’t fix.

Time to build a fire!

Could someone please clarify. Did Lio buy it for $3.00 and regrets it? Or did he just sell the little guy for $3.00 and regrets it?

Maybe Lio could get Ishy to have a little “talk” with the dummy.

Lio speaks – even if it is through a ventriloquist’s dummy.

He could join the Storm Troopers for Darth Vader. He has as good of aim as they do. He’d fit right in.

Lio’s seen all those movies. He should know better.