Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 07, 2023

They can’t go forth and multiply. They’re adders.

He’s splitting hares.

Let him on. That way the snakes will die out.

I don’t get it, a two headed snake in the shape of a U, both wearing glasses. But the Splitting Hares comment was funny.

Should have put both hares inside the snake. It would reduce the boarding and luggage fees. (Did Noah have a TSA?)

i dont get it

you get on the ark two by two but the snake is solo so it tried to make itself look like a pair

Drat! Now I have to go home and hiss in my pit…alone!

The W snakes got on.

Gallant effort, Snake!

Come on! he won’t take up too much room and can help consume the rabbit and mouse surplus. Unless, there were separate quarters for males and females. Hmmm, this requires some thought. Could take the rest of the day.

Why would he not want to go in with a mate?

Personally the thought of Noah with a pen (or maybe stylus) and clipboard is just as funny as the intended joke.

Cue The Irish Rovers – them unicorns were hiding, playing silly games.

We know the Biblical flood never occurred, because there were great civilizations thriving during that time. They kept good records, and neglected to mention they were all wiped from the face of the earth. The Chinese (Neolitic Dynasty), The Egyptians (Dynasties 4,5 & 6), Mesopotamians (Early Dynastic Period), Sumerians (Early Dynastics IIIa & IIIb), Peruvians (Norte Chico Civilization) and many more were all present. We find a continuous line of culture, construction, art and historical records that runs through the time Noah’s flood was supposed to have happened.

Nice try…boat of you.

The dreaded V Snake. Or might be a misidentified U Snake.

Is that what they mean by “pair shaped”?

The snake is wearing his bifecals.

Might work for an earthworm, though. Each earthworm has both sexes.

“Hey, aren’t you descended from the one who caused all that trouble for Great-Grandpa Adam and Great-Grandma Eve? Out! Out! OUT!”

Why would the snake do that though? I can understand a trick that would allow extra snakes, bring your mates along, but why would the snake try to be the only one?