Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 14, 2024

He’s a lumberjohn and he’s okay.

At night they become slumberjacks and slumberjohns.

LawyerJack.

Oh, no! Not another accountant taking over an industry?

He’s a cut above your average lumberjack.

By the shape of the case, that´s not an axe.

He’s really crappy at his job.

Possession of a limited edition tool from Designer Ax Warehouse doesn’t qualify you for the job. You also need serious leather suspenders. Steel toed Wingtips are highly recommended.

Like those uppity hillbillys who want us to call them Mountain Williams.

Lumber Alfred.

He stirs his grande skinny latte with his thumb.

He wants to work from home, so the “Briefcase” contains a really, really, looooong saw.

Where’s lumberjane?

LOL!

Oh I’m a lumberjack and that’s okay.

Dear Dave Blazek, real lumberjacks use a double bit axe, not a single bit axe.

He axe like a businessman.

A very, very long pipe…for relaxation, of course….

I don’t understand this. None of them is dressed like a little girlie!

Actually, real lumberjacks use chain saws. Very long chain saws. And yes, there are chain saw cases.

I’ve never seen a Sharper Image ax used professionally.

How can he be a lumber john when there are no lumber hookers around?

Having spent many formative years in the woods, I’d say a lumber john was any tree that hadn’t been felled yet.

That’s “Lumberjonathan” to you.