Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 14, 2025

She’s going to make hamburger out of his face.

and then fill in the space between his ears with the “hamburger”

Where’s the beef?

A dozen eggs is valuable.

…and she’s a vegetarian!

Valentine sliders. I like that idea.

Should have given her cheese.

Cheese: the ties that bind.

Cheese: the ties (food) that binds. Although 3/4-inch hemp works just as well.

Where’s the beef? Don’t look now but he doesn’t have any pants on behind that couch.

Should have given her a dozen eggs. Happy Valentine’s Day.

Definitely not MAGIC MARK ERRS!

I’ve seen heart-shaped cheeses (coated with red wax), and even purchased a couple for my lady when she was on a low-carb diet.

Well if the hamburger’s more expensive than chocolates, good move.

He’s obviously very dense

Could have given her eggs, and impressed her with how much you’d spent.

ew

Captain Beefheart.

He always finds a way to make ends meat.

It’s Kobe beef.

Is it cooked?

Somebody in my house already suggested a heart shaped meatloaf for lunch today. Smothered with ketchup. I hate ketchup.

aww… how… um… thoughtful??

And she says “Ah you shouldn’t have, I mean you really shouldn’t have”.

lemme see… how did J. Giels put it?… oh, yeah: “LOVE STINKS!!”

Raw meat? The only way he’ll redeem himself is if he announces that he’s going to use it to cook her a wonderful dinner.

He could have given her a heart shaped pizza. (As long as the toppings were the kind she likes.)

Good thing they weren’t eggs. He’d have to finance that gift.

now she’s got a beef…

Bleeding heart?