Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 24, 2014
Transcript:
Tiffany: "Hi, remember me? Tiffany? We need your help, 'k?" Piro: "Wha? Help?" Tiffany: "We wanna invite Dez's pals to our party!" Bernice: "Piro, do you have contacts for the people who were her last night?" Piro: "Laz' nite?" Tiffany: "We need a list, Piro!" Piro: "Who are you again?" Bernice: "Oh, lord. I should so be studying..."
Templo S.U.D. about 10 years ago
He must be really buzzed from last night’s shin-dig.
ORMouseworks about 10 years ago
Bernice, you should never listen to Tiff! ;)
JayBluE about 10 years ago
Reminds me of the Johnny Cash song “I Forgot To Remember To Forget”… – Well, you can’t refer to Piro as "the elephant in the room…..
ShagsCA about 10 years ago
Hmmmmm…..
ShagsCA about 10 years ago
Piro…psycho…it’s all the same to me!
ORMouseworks about 10 years ago
This guy has got to have some memory problem…possibly drugs? ;)
JayBluE about 10 years ago
“Take Me As I Am-nesia”“Here Comes Speed Eraser” (♫)" A Blank Check You Can’t Cash"“That’s What Friends Are Forgetting”“The Young And The Clueless”“Et Tu, Piro?”“Eidetic Forgetfulness”“Memories Like A Fuzzy Slipper”“Wipeout At Low Tide”“ReCall Waiting”“Hangoverkill”or “What You Sieve Is What You Get”
peanuts511 about 10 years ago
whats up with that star on the side of his head?
ORMouseworks about 10 years ago
You know, Piro should at least make some kind of pretense of being a MU student, no? ;)
JayBluE about 10 years ago
Yeah, Bernice needs to get serious and get to work on protecting her turf…
JayBluE about 10 years ago
Used to? I’ve seen some still around…in use… here and there….
JayBluE about 10 years ago
Ha ha!!! – IDK.. if you have the kind of winters they have up in the NE area, you might be tempted……
ORMouseworks about 10 years ago
Well, one of these days I am going to catch-up on my FB account!!! Too late to to wade through it! I have some family members who think I should read All of their 20+ posts a day! Now times that with x number of relatives and you see how I manage to get drowned in FB! IS Katie agrees as she thinks she ought to be in her bed NOW! I want to read some of my costume book, so for tonight, ’Nite all!-————————————————————-“We are so fond of one another, because our ailments are the same.” (Jonathan Swift, 1667-1745)
JayBluE about 10 years ago
“The word “help” is a foreign word to ’ol Piro, there” ^Yeah, seems like they “threw him for a loop” when they said it….
JayBluE about 10 years ago
(Piro not being a student:) Well, the evidence is certainly seeming to point in that direction!
JayBluE about 10 years ago
Actually, I did see it, before! It had a few errors back then (unless they fixed them by now), here and there. – But was interesting…
JayBluE about 10 years ago
“Kinda like this:” ^We also called them “rat tails” (but in a good way)… And I remember it also happened as a second craze, as a “by-product” of the skater culture when Tony Hawk was at his biggest, and skating had a resurgence in the 80s through to the 90s….
JayBluE about 10 years ago
Maybe even could work as a “de-icer”, to chip away at the ice build up on the windshield and side mirrors…
JayBluE about 10 years ago
“Had a very respectable and fashionable afro,” ^Also Neal Schon of Journey, and Sib Hashian and Brad Delp of the band Boston…
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 10 years ago
You’re going to have to waterboard blotto boy to get any useful information.Into the shower with him!
JayBluE about 10 years ago
Oh, yeah, no doubt! And not to mention direct heat to injure/damage yourself in the morning, or something else, if one tried it. I only said that,in the sense that given the metal ones being so hot, that you could conceive “theoretic and comical” uses for it. – Also, I said it in thinking about how here in the Mid Atlantic, people have all sorts of tricks on a cold morning. Even with block heaters, a lot of digging around the space just to get to the car’s door, when it’s a foot or more…..
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 10 years ago
““waterboard”^
Oh, we can’t do that, that’s inhumane."-—————————————-Fine. We’’ll washboard him then.Better?
JayBluE about 10 years ago
Ha ha ha ha!!!!
Editman about 10 years ago
Piro never said he was a student, he’s just a bum off the street.
Mordock999 Premium Member about 10 years ago
Soooo….., WHICH of You Lovely Ladies is Gonna End Up Taking “Star-Head” Home to Meet Your Parents, Hmmmmmmm?
ENOUGH!
Get Phone.
Call Campus Police.
Have This “Cro-Magnon” REMOVED!
Now WHAT Is So HARD About THAT?!!?
peanuts511 about 10 years ago
i like your username, i used to have a best guy friend named Gary
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
Hey, Tiffany, Bernice! Go easy on Piro, girls! The guy is obviously badly hungover and isn’t even awake yet; he still hasn’t even opened his eyes as he hears these impatient voices hectoring him while he’s in a dream state and not able to focus. How cooperative and useful he may be when and if he does wake up is another question, but we’re not there yet!
jenbrown1017 about 10 years ago
I knew guys in college who didn’t function until after 1pm….Piro must be one of them
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member about 10 years ago
While it DOES seem that Piro is hung over ( or addled from some other chemical consumption ), I think there is still a reasonable chance that in the end, Greg will show Prio is just sleepy… and even though a bit remote… that he may have narcolepsy.
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member about 10 years ago
I would not say that she is trying to study 24/7… in fact, it would appear from the story arcs featuring her, that she has done relatively modest studying thus far. And, as anyone who has gone from high school to college knows, it is a whole helluva lot different in college courses than high school courses (for the most part). Perhaps Bernice should be studying a lot more at least until she sees how she will perform on her first tests in her first semester? That is what I tell my students when I teach a first semester freshman class: "I recommend you study at least 4x harder for each of your classes than you did in high school…. at least until you see how you perform on the first test in each course. I have seen (and heard) far, far too many kids, usually with tears in their eyes in my office after they earn a 40% on their first test from me…. usually saying things like, “I never got a grade lower than an A before!”
topbunk about 10 years ago
There is no Dez.
Willow Mt Lyon about 10 years ago
Bernice didn’t hear Hair yell that the party is at Dez’ room, and neither did Tiffany.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 10 years ago
Bernice should have brought a cup of Tiffany ’s espresso with her to jump-start Piro .++++++++++++++++++++++It could be trouble if we find out that none of Dez ’s friends are actually students.
ACTIVIST1234 about 10 years ago
“Tiffany should ask the ferret. She would have better luck getting answers there”*HtD – So true! There must be a reason we “ferret” out secret information! Heard this one is part of the Critters Investigational Agency.
krys723 about 10 years ago
Bern…siding with Tiffany leads to trouble. Ger out while you can
harkherp about 10 years ago
Piro’s breath must be reall rank!! Uggghhhh…..
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member about 10 years ago
I really wasn’t wishing or suggesting Dez would be a guy. I was just being silly suggesting the way-over-the-top idea of Piro being a “Chas Bono” sort of situation. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Someday, somewhere, somehow…. Greg may eventually allow us to meet Dez… but I do applaud him in using the “hidden Dez” technique. It has been a lot of fun (IMHO) so far.
David Rickard Premium Member about 10 years ago
Senior year is for studying, Bernice; freshman year is for partying
watmiwori about 10 years ago
Would you eat the cake? Think others would, if you told ’em what you cut it with?
Argy.Bargy2 about 10 years ago
I had hoped that Piro would be gone when Bernice and Tiffany reached Bern’s dorm room, but I guess this arc is destined to continue. Oh, well, at least there was no angry RA waiting for Bern…
watmiwori about 10 years ago
Why do many people continue calling them “botched” executions? The mumzer is dead,which is the whole idea.. And if it hurts, I for one don’t give a Flying Fickle Finger of Fate! It doesn’t equal the pain they inflicted on theirvictim(s) and the survivors.
Argy.Bargy2 about 10 years ago
Piro must be a hardcore drunk. If he can’t remember Tiff one minute after she introduces herself, he’s a hopeless case…
wlabinger about 10 years ago
I think this strip is going downhill fast!! This arc about Dez is taking much too long. Totally boring!
ACTIVIST1234 about 10 years ago
A first! Tiff finds someone more out of touch than she is!
Dragoncat about 10 years ago
I’m thinking this matter is best discussed…OUTSIDE!!!(Hint! Hint!)
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member about 10 years ago
How old are you, sir?
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 10 years ago
Drop the ferret down his pants, that’ll help him focus.
Trails4GMZ about 10 years ago
ohh sounds sooo like college life.
Argy.Bargy2 about 10 years ago
By the way, Bernice, WHAT should you so be studying? We haven’t seen you in class or holding a book. And shouldn’t you actually be in class right now?
Airman about 10 years ago
Finally, Bernice says something right. If Tiffany devoted as much time and effort to school as she does to being a social butterfly, she might actually learn something. But, this is a comic strip, so don’t expect the kids to spend any time in class.. True role models (like Delta) are just too boring.
Asharah about 10 years ago
Get him some espresso Tiffany, if you want a coherent conversation.
JayBluE about 10 years ago
LOL, that’ll work!
JayBluE about 10 years ago
Ha ha ha!!!
William Loster about 10 years ago
I always assumed Gunther was the one that was hard-working but not necessarily of superior intelligence. Rather, Bernice came across as the latter to me. She was still named Valedictorian even though we constantly saw her sitting on Luann’s bedroom floor, or (especially in the earlier comics) on the phone with, Luann. -However her being intelligent in academia does not mean that this transfers over to other parts of her life. It doesn’t mean she’s wise, or that she’s mature.
Jim Kerner about 10 years ago
I also remember them being called a pic.
donpar about 10 years ago
Stoned beyond recognition!
RobinHood2013 about 10 years ago
Game over, man, game over!
peanuts511 about 10 years ago
he moved from the town and its really hard to keep contact since we only kept contact at school
peanuts511 about 10 years ago
yes aand………?
overtherainbow about 10 years ago
He’s probably either Dez’s boyfriend or her ex or her brother.
peanuts511 about 10 years ago
i can’t just suddenly call him! its been a year!!