Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 04, 2015
Transcript:
Luann: "Maybe we should talk about what we're both... uh... comfortable with" Quill: "Good idea. Don't wanna play lifeguard win the heat of the moment" Quill: "Ok, so no high dive. What about the low dive? The shallow end? The kiddie pool? A garden hose?" Quill: "Slip-n-slide?" Luann: "Ok, maybe drop the water analogy" Quill: "Squirt gun? Luann: "Quill!"
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
Oh, Quill, you scoundrel.
Argythree over 9 years ago
The water analogy is a good way to cool things off…
Dreamdeer over 9 years ago
Aaaand the conversation heads right back into hot water.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Squirt gun? Sounds as if the couch may need steam cleaning.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Squirt gun? Sounds as if the couch may need steam cleaning.
Lilikoi70 over 9 years ago
Ew! Quill is nasty.
Darwin7848 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Squirt gun? That may be the rudest double entendre ever essayed by the Evans team. Funny though.
Aussie65 over 9 years ago
it cooled the tensions a little though.
Aussie65 over 9 years ago
Ok – finally signed up to this thing… have been reading the comments for weeks, but had to jump in.
Scott Stevenson over 9 years ago
Quill, if you’re going to make with the sexy talk, “squirt gun” really isn’t going to put the right image in her mind.
Angelalex242 over 9 years ago
I’m sure Qulll will happily point out he has the finest length of garden hose that was ever sold at Sears. :P
Aussie65 over 9 years ago
To me, it’s obvious that all the way hasnt happened – but as an aussie, get confused by the bases terminology so not going to specify that
http://xkcd.com/540/
And to those that said it wouldn’t have stopped there – well it does happen (and sometimes it IS the male who is the one to decide not to go there … I don’t know, maybe it’s an Aussie thing.lol)
Final comment at the moment, regarding the Gunther / Tiffany part of the arc (because I think the current one and that are interlinked)… How did Gunther get home? I can’t recall seeing any comments about that, but do recall that he was going to get his mum to pick him up. That could account for part of the lateness of his return.
Personally, looked like Tiffany and Gunther have shown some growth in character in the last month.
Aqsnt over 9 years ago
He forgot super soaker?
wiselad over 9 years ago
next would be spitting?
KZ71 over 9 years ago
Wow. This is gold.
ShagsCA over 9 years ago
Get back on track, Quill — lickety split, mate!
kenhense over 9 years ago
Quill is keeping it funny – a good way to help Luann see that if she worries too much, she won’t have any fun. Without going X rated, Evans could just have Luann smile and turn out the light again. Then a new arc for a while.
kenhense over 9 years ago
Quill is joking to help Luann see that she is taking it too seriously. Without going X rated, Evans could just have Luann smile – and turn out the light again. Then next day – a new arc.
drewpamon over 9 years ago
Just trying to figure out the difference between the high dive and the slip and slide.
margaretannehill over 9 years ago
Luann is Greg’s little girl grown up. I wonder how he feels about the sexual development of Luann.
Wallythe2 over 9 years ago
Luann: Quill…! Just stop. I think I’m wet enough as it is…
nate3766 over 9 years ago
Haven’t they heard of just petting…say a medium level…doesn’t have to be on the heavy side…They are out of High School now…spin the bottle just doesn’t fit the bill ..
38lowell over 9 years ago
…dangerous ground!
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 9 years ago
Squirt gun??
Ewwwwwww!
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Clever, Quill! Ratcheting down the hormone level with some humorous exaggeration-in-reverse and easing Luann’s stress-level….
Barry1941 over 9 years ago
Quill certainly made me laugh this morning.
sarazan7 over 9 years ago
I think they should just dive in!
LtPowers over 9 years ago
Water balloons?
dadoctah over 9 years ago
Stop him before he mentions the Water Wiggle!
StoicLion1973 over 9 years ago
Oh, my! The Evanses are going for an Arlo Award in this strip!
cj7ole over 9 years ago
This is going where no comic I have ever read is going. Pretty adult stuff. Oh, how this strip has evolved!
Hugh Manatee over 9 years ago
Consent form?
Airman over 9 years ago
Music please, “I can’t get no satisfaction.” Right or wrong, they’ll regret not doing it, some day many years from now.
Contessa Carrington over 9 years ago
Water analogy…sounds as if Quill needs an ice cold shower.
comics.com over 9 years ago
I’m reminded of the funniest outtake from the movie “Grumpy Old Men”: “Takin’ the ol’ skin-boat to tuna-town.”
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 9 years ago
Seriously…. I cannot believe anyone here would expect or anticipate copulation to be actively portrayed in a comic strip that still has significant penetration (pun intended) in tangible newspapers across the country. I still think that the portrayal here is quite realistic of what a sizable number of college students do in regards to sex and intimacy at their age. Not every 18 year old lacks the self-discipline and/or impulse control to think through decisions carefully before proceeding…. regardless of elevated sex hormone levels. Bland Quill is actually making moderately funny euphemisms today. I am a bit surprised.
jrankin1959 over 9 years ago
If I had been first on the comments list, mine would have been, “Aaaaaand let the double-entenders flow like… well, that’s been overdone…”
seismic-2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
“Slip-N-Slide”? Is that what the “Uh…Uh…” was all about?
harkherp over 9 years ago
Notice Quill said squirt gun, not super squirter !!!
harkherp over 9 years ago
The"Pistola de Agua" in the Luann Espanol strip sounds sexyier !!
David Rickard Premium Member over 9 years ago
Quill’s penchant for water-based sex euphemisms suggests some… disturbing possibilities about his preferred kinks.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 9 years ago
You Want Analogies for Your “Romance,” Lu?How ’bout “Brick-Wall?”No? Maybe “STOP and Frisk?”Um. “Tactical Retreat?”I GOT It: “Train-Wreck!”
maverick1usa over 9 years ago
In the heat of the moment!
cryptoengineer over 9 years ago
Why did he have to go with a ‘water sports’ analogy?
Diane in comics land Premium Member over 9 years ago
better wear a rain coat if you do the old slip&slide
bartwell7 over 9 years ago
was that “slip n slide” or “slip inside”
doverdan over 9 years ago
No, not at all unless you don’t like water. . . . ’-————————All life was born in water.
whiteaj over 9 years ago
Kiddie porn.
ereff over 9 years ago
First it was the nerd and the glamour girl, and now Luann and Quill. I think the topic is getting too risque for a family newspaper. When are the firefighters going to get married?
wiselad over 9 years ago
slip n slide http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61kJd4rPa9L.SY300.jpg
doverdan over 9 years ago
He is responding and telling her what he would be comfortable with..That’s good. She wants him satisfied..Note the sequence that he suggests would do that.
ACTIVIST1234 over 9 years ago
Only two days left in the week— and two mighty events need to occur.1) Qu needs to go home and be prodded by Gunther, “Oh, so something DID happen.” “Want to talk about it?” Just like Qu did to him.2) The camel re-enters the scene.
Luanaphile over 9 years ago
I am liking Quill better. I can’t tell if Luann is uncomfortable or enjoying his joking a little.
wiselad over 9 years ago
“diving into water games”
seismic-2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Surely the theme song for today is this one.
lmonteros over 9 years ago
Quill is such a great character. So much more personality than Aaron Hill.
Cardhu over 9 years ago
This is puerile.
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 9 years ago
RB2… I can agree with you certainly about the idea that the “sex arc” really should not have happened. To me (and I think to some others… perhaps Dave 53, for example), it seems almost like an “After School Special” sort of endeavor, or a “Very Special Episode” sort of method which is usually a thinly veiled sort of PSA of one sort or another. And, they are usually either DULL, or so bad in some sort of way that they eventually become campy as the antithesis of what they were meant to portray. So, I am in agreement with you. I would rather had Greg not have this particular will they/wont they copulate arc…. because it is rather dull to me. I would have found an arc of Luann in more of her classes, or she and Quill just going to have fun in some other, non-“Very Special Episode”ish fashion a lot more entertaining. But that is just my opinion.
wkmtca over 9 years ago
ok..i love this comic. realistic without being super preachy. .
seismic-2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
He saves the “showing” for Pibgorn.
doverdan over 9 years ago
@LDoverDodging my question. . . . . "-—————————-Sorry. What was the question?
doverdan over 9 years ago
@LDoverDodging my question. . . . . "-———————————-I find no question. Was it one yesterday?
doverdan over 9 years ago
If Quill were totally in need of you-know-what, he could have taken this generous offer.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 9 years ago
Drip irrigationBusted pipesLeaky plumbing
Hot and cold running waterGray water
Water pollutionOil spill
GeyserOld FaithfulDesicationDesalinationDrip drip dripDry hole (oil field term)MisterFoggerDewdropsFire waterWet blanket
Sponge BobDead SeaCreek bedCrick Gully washerFlash floodPrecipitationWater table
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 9 years ago
Blood, sweat and tears
31768 over 9 years ago
Quill wants to give luann a small “if” moment now!
mechaman over 9 years ago
Yeah, at his age, ‘squirt gun’ is apropos … glad Evans is writing the strip this way. It’s not realistic to make them either too loose or too prim-this is better, more real.
DTJB over 9 years ago
Water sports? Hmm?
chicogrande over 9 years ago
Luann and Quill have a sensible conversation about sex, but wild-man Gunther dives head first into the Tiffany wet tunnel.