Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 09, 2014

Oy, being guruish isn’t all it’s chopped up to be, I should tell you….Call your mother, she worries….

The way of material enlightenment.

Very appropriate characterization, I’d say. It’s exactly the way I feel about that company, especially now that it’s forcing me to download everything from a ‘cloud’…

So even the gurus have sold out…

Kentucky Fried Guru?

And yet ‘corporate’ is a good thing sometimes. Corporate worship, Corporate prayer…

Did anyone else notice the horns and tail on Gurusoft?

More prescient that you can even imagine.

Always wanted to go there …

GuruCo is my personal devil. Never liked that place. I don’t think I’ve ever been in a Guru’s Club either. Probably about the same.

“SIRI, find iGURU….”

fusilierJames 2:24

Guruyouall

Just curious, I am sure that Wiley has this all figured out, but I wonder how he avoids problems with trademark infringement, when he does strips like this.

Have mountain, will guide!

Why is the Gurusoft guy a devil?

Sunday rerun from 2010 with the guru store parodies.

I noticed that Best Guru had no steps to the valley floor just a series of pedestals. Did that imply that they were out of touch of the average person?

Reminds me of the movie Valley of the Dolls with Sharon Tate, Barbara Parkins and Susan Haywood.

+10

KFG: Just how “fried” are we talking about, here?

If you need to search for specific wisdom without traveling, try Guroogle on your computer or smartphone.

Be sure to tune in on New Years Day for the Guru Bowl, and look close at the logos on the helmets.

You forgot to mention Xbox One.- Spying through the game system’s camera- Requiring a constant internet connection to play games that don’t require it- Forcing consumers to repurchase used game discs, even if borrowed from friends who purchased them earlier

http://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2013/06/07/nsa-domestic-spying-program-makes-xbox-one-even-scarier/

http://www.forbes.com/sites/nigamarora/2013/06/19/microsoft-gives-in-to-gamers-on-xbox-one-used-games-connection-requirement/

http://techland.time.com/2013/06/19/microsoft-changes-its-mind-on-xbox-ones-used-games-and-always-online-policies/

Microsoft pulled these disturbing features after they drew public concern and anger, but the fact that Microsoft conceived such ideas to begin with left a bad taste with prospective consumers.

Maybe is’s too regional;WhataGuru !

very cute, good on ya

I was thinking Gu"R"us…

Oh, oh, was somebody desperate?

Pro Guru Shop—everything for your Guru needs.

And how would my life be without them? Heh! I remember life without them. I like this better. I like dishwashers, cars, air conditioning and all sorts of things that eeevil corporations bring to me.

I am going to McGurud.

Ah yes can I have a spiritual advice with a large good advice?

You want lenlightment with that?

Um…trying to watch my weight but ok

“@freewaydog“Why is the Gurusoft guy a devil?Windows 8…etc.”-—————————————-I place the non-continued support of Windows XP as being the height of bedevilment.

Kentucky Fried Guru? Yuck!

Nobody’s mentioned the giraffe-shaped guru in front of Gurus-R-Us.

Our patriotic multinational corporations.

What? No GuruBears?

did Santa retire to Guruland?is Coca-Guru really his reincarnation?

There’s a difference between a Guru and a fakier…

What; no Gurubucks?

And forcing everyone who is using Windows 10 to download everything from the cloud and pay to do that every year.

Where’s iGuru?

I think that one needed to be Gurugle….

How is the Coca Guru sitting so still?