Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 26, 2016
Transcript:
Voice from inside diner: Ok, it's time fah some new house rules......Which is really just one rule...no stupid talk inside the dinah! Ned: Um...ok...any guidelines to help us? Flo: A-yeh. I made out a list and boiled it down to be easily undahstood. Ned: Nice! And, ironically, this could be the start of a new political movement. Eddie: Don't spoil the movement, deah. Sign reads: No political talk!
garcoa over 8 years ago
I think that is a political statement in itself.
Can't Sleep over 8 years ago
After the last year, I’ve come to the conclusion that all political candidates should have to pass:IQ tests, a criminal background check, random drug tests, the college SATs to make sure they know how the US government works, where foreign countries are, and high school science. And finally, pass an exam by psychiatrists to determine if they are as insane as they seem.
Dtroutma over 8 years ago
So many places are now out to follow her advice after THIS endless round of idiocy!
Varnes over 8 years ago
Jim in CT….Yup. And debates should be a college style debate, One person posits an idea, then the other offers a rebuttal to the ideas expressed, a response from the first person, then a response from the other person….Most candidates wouldn’t be able to do it because all they have is talking points…
Toonerific over 8 years ago
Wow, can we try that? One simple rule. No stupid talk in the comments.
Egrayjames over 8 years ago
Should the same rule be applied to this strip, I would be quite content.
sandpiper over 8 years ago
Used to be said that any one who voluntarily runs for any elective office, and especially the presidency, is not mentally competent to hold the job. Certainly seems true this election cycle.
Dr_Zinj over 8 years ago
Here’s a sure fire test to see if someone is saying something stupid: Is their mouth open and words coming out?
Kaputnik over 8 years ago
No religious talk, no talk about sports, no platitudes about the weather or your families or…Or just get used to the fact that people are going to talk about what they want and stop trying to control it.
Linguist over 8 years ago
If you banned religion and politics from this comment section , there’d be damn few contributors !
Dani Rice over 8 years ago
Even Dr. Carson said that although he had removed half of some epileptic’s brains, when he got to Washington he discovered somebody else had already done it,
dabugger over 8 years ago
Yes, it is just enough to wake up to morning coffee. Thanks Flo. Absent absurdity and ignorance. A whole day to smile.
magicwalnut over 8 years ago
A bunch of us older folks meet for discussion groups on Wednesdaysl. The only rule is, you can’t talk about your health or your grandchildren. So, we talk about politics and religion. And movies.
grainpaw over 8 years ago
I want to see the candidates’ scores in a simulation game where they actually run the economy and military of a country, and do diplomacy. There are several such games on the internet, as there used to be in play-by-mail gaming.
kaffekup over 8 years ago
“Mediocre people deserve representation, too.”Roman HruskaChag Sameach, Api
mgrossberg over 8 years ago
“Men should never know how sausages and laws are made.” —Bismarck
Anyone who wants to take the Oath of Office, should have to prove he/she KNOWS the Constitution he/she would have to swear to “honor and defend”!!
Earle H Landry over 8 years ago
No political talk = no democracy —> authoritarian rule.The problem is the assault on government since Reagan, the “Wrecking Crew” who tried – and largely succeeded – in making government inefficient and wasteful so it could be eliminated. Result: Happy Oligarchy!
3pibgorn9 over 8 years ago
I love it when Flo and Eddie are in the strip.
hippogriff over 8 years ago
Jim in CTThere are questions on government on the SAT? I would think a far better test would be the citizenship test given to immigrants.
pbarnrob over 8 years ago
18 out of 20 here; have to make 6 of 10 verbal Qs. I don’t think I’d want the job anyway!
LV1951 over 8 years ago
Please include “No talking about your religious beliefs!”
hippogriff over 8 years ago
LinguistBack in my day (late 1940s), the average high school student could pass it. Of course, we still had a subject back in junior high called Civics. But candidates today aren’t high school students, but mostly out of school and a plurality bar-admitted lawyers, and still couldn’t pass citizenship..pointspreadI see you like icing on your cake! Publishing their answers would require the correct one to be included, as the electorate is not going to do as well as that poor sample.
paul GROSS Premium Member over 8 years ago
Not discussing politics with those who disagree with us is what has brought to the current mess we are in. Everyone lives in a bubble