Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 17, 2016

So Death is now taking measure of a man or woman to justify existence? Hubris is they name Death.

Can I consult my secretary? She’s the only one that knows anything about me……

“It may be that your only purpose in life is to serve as a bad example to others.” How’s that?

It’s not in his interest to answer and it’s probably against his principle. Any admission will be a liability and a pain in the assets. He must be guilty of capital crime.

His best chance is to go for his putter before Death swings that scythe.

“If I didn’t exist, you’d be sitting there with your scythe and hood, talking to an empty chair.”

“Let me call my lawyer.”

he will have to defeat death in a badminton match.

“Time’s up!”

Should be: “justify your pay package.”

In Terry Pratchett Death has a pet and an adopted daughter. [Susan Death]

His pet is THE DEATH OF RATS If you haven’t read Pratchett you should even if he just died

How about “I’m a loving husband, good father, supportive friend, and a charitable giver.”

Right after you justify yours. Now, GET OUT!

Richard S. Russell, good one…….

Me?I got to help some people.

The “Inquisitor” episode from Red Dwarf: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tGO79BtWUI

Since when has ‘Death’ taken notes or made exceptions? Sounds like a PC Toon.

“I have ten billion dollars and all the best words…urk.”

Y’know, this is something for all of us to consider.

After he calls his lawyer.

send him to every lawyers office next

We gave 75% of the people that we evicted to you.

Unstable place to park that scythe. It could slip and kill somebody.

I don’t know of any system in which the angel of death’s job is to judge people; that’s usually done later. Death’s job is just to carry out the harvest and inform them that they are now dead (USING ALL CAPITAL LETTERS, OF COURSE).

“Thomas Fahr “Tom” Steyer (born June 27, 1957) is an American hedge fund manager, philanthropist, and environmentalist."How un-American!

Night-Gaunt49Except that Soros won’t sell out, and that is why they hate him. There are a lot of millionaires who support liberal and progressive causes, but in selecting Soros for their hate, they both prevent “band-wagon jumping” by the others, and give the illusion that Soros is the only one in the world. And that omits the fact that there is a gradation of philosophies among millionaires. Warren Buffet is no Soros, but he is no Koch either.

The irony is, this banker will talk his ear off making excuses for his existence as it is. Too many will justify their bad behavior by blaming their victims.

OK, I guess the point was one sentence…. Sorry, slow brain day. Still rest of comment stands. ;) :P

I doubt most of us can come up with a good answer.

Trump is funded by a Hedge Fund manager..Trump Tax Plan Drops 15% Rate for Hedge Funds.

It’s satire for heavens sake. Why all the hubbub?

We hold the mortgage on Hell.

if he’s one of the of the perpetrators of the foreclosure crisis, rotting in hell is too good for him but maybe the best Death can do. Sentence to commence immediately.