Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 25, 2018

Correction from yesterday: Makes as much sense as some of the “corrections” that have to keep being made to the “global warming” (strike that) climate change raw data. I had incorrectly stated “climate change models”. I wish news organizations would make their corrections as quickly and as up-front as this on the front page instead of ignoring or burying them on page 17.

Seriously? A ‘fart joke’?

A thrown “ventrilifart”?

Hah – talk about Quantum Cartooning! The eight legged spider from StoneSoup yesterday walked over to Danae today! Scientifically spooky – ad stinky!!

“Softly, deftly, music shall surround you

Feel it, hear it closing in around you

Open up your mind, let your fantasies unwind

In this darkness which you know you cannot fight

The darkness of the music of the night”

Ben Franklin wrote a scientific paper on the subject – farts, not spiders.

Was he pulling a carriage for Kramer in Central Park?

The one that smelt it, it dealt it!

Wow, what a gas…

She should make the horse sleep on the sofa.

GEOPHYZZ, Mark Twain dealt with the subject as well. See ‘1601’, for instance at http://archive.org/stream/160103190gut/3190.txt.

The 1st word balloon (as such) seemed to be coming from the eyeball painting…

“A farting horse never tires.”

A recent Antigravity column in Scientific American mentioned a race horse named “Hoof Hearted.” Ah, sounds cute and noble at the same time, like a My Little Pony name. You have to wonder if the owner knew the name would be rattled off quickly on play-by-play and would be misheard as something else.

Quick,Lucy.Dutch oven ;)

Very reminiscent of Calvin and Hobbs (not a specific comic, but the general idea).

The old “SBD” strikes again.

The Case of the Flatulent Filly next on CSI

I never liked the Danae cartoons on Non Sequitur. Whenever I see her, I skip the cartoon that day and go to the next one on Go Comics. So I’m skipping Non Sequitur the rest of the week. I guess Danae is popular, but for some reason, the Danae cartoons just aren’t funny to me. Does anybody else feel this way?

I’ve known a few horses that seem to be, let’s say, turbo boosted.

Why are they called “Mongolian” skunk spiders when they only invade restaurants serving Mexican food?

Can’t blame it on the dog.

Lucy forgot for a moment that Danae also ate the Super Sized Bean Burritos.